*At A Staff Meeting*

Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.

Avengers:

Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Jimmy Headcanon

Whenever Jimmy is arguing with someone over something - whether it be fact or opinion - he'll suggest getting a third party to see who is right and always gets Timmy because no one else can understand him.

Jimmy and Craig: *arguing about something*

Jimmy: L-let's ask Timmy and see w-what he th-thinks.

Jimmy, after getting Timmy to come over: What m-music is better to b-b-blast at a club? 80's music or 90's m-music?

Timmy: Timmy!

Jimmy, to a confused Craig: S-see? I t-told you 80's music is b-better for clubs

Bonus: usually Timmy agrees with the other person but nobody else knows

*after Craig leaves*

Timmy: Timmy? Jimmy! Ah, Timmy!

Jimmy: I kn-know you think the Sp-Sp-Spice Girls would make a club more kickass, b-but Craig d-doesn't need to know that.

Sero's Tape Headcanon

Kaminari breaks his only pencil by accident in the middle of class but instead of asking someone else to borrow theirs, he goes over to Sero and asks for some tape to fix it as a joke. However, Sero just smiles and says "Sure! Hang on a sec" and rips some tape from his elbow and hands it to him and Kaminari has to try to contain his laughter as he heads back to his seat.

As time goes on, he constantly asks Sero for tape for his totally destroyed binder and his broken sandals that and other stupid shit like a white bracelet but made of tape. All of this is just to see how long Sero would allow it. Surprisingly, he was never told to stop, instead he was just questioned on how he kept breaking his stuff so fast. With that, it became so commonplace that the other students caught on and would ask him for tape for their pencils, binders, worksheets, legs, etc.

Everyone approaches him differently. Just to name a few:

Bakugo just straight up tells him to give him tape, Kirishima just asks him with a goofy smile and rubs the back of his head and afterwards tells him he's the best, Momo asks kindly and then makes him his favourite chocolate bar to thank him, Uraraka smiles at him and asks him how he's doing before she asks for it, Midoriya is awkward and after he asks he will immediately start rambling about how he doesn't have to give him any if he doesn't want to, Mina's like "Bitch my leg hairs ain't getting any shorter. Your girl need tape", Tokoyami makes the exchange as quick as possible by apologizing for the intrusion and then thanking him for his generosity, and Todoroki is sooooooo hecking awkward and acts like he's trying to pick something to order from a menu but isn't ready like "can I uh have some... uh... you have tape, right? Like, your elbows? ...tape?"

All the while, Sero is wondering why nobody just gets it from the tape dispenser at the front of the class, but he is nonetheless happy to help.

Bonus:

Aizawa tells them to stop harassing Sero for tape and disrupting the class, even threatening them with extra homework if they don't stop. But this doesn't last very long as one day while everyone's writing a test or something, he just casually walks over to Sero and asks him for tape because he ran out and he doesn't want to waste money on more when there is a living tape dispenser that "won't forsake him like the others."

Favourite Haikyuu!! Character From Each Team

Karasuno: Tadashi Yamaguchi

Aoba Johsai: Hajime Iwaizumi

Nekoma: Morisuke Yaku

Fukurodani: Keiji Akaashi

Shiratorizawa: Satori Tendou

Inarizaki: Rintaro Suna

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Aoyama x Iida headcanon-blurb thing

* Sorry if this ship isn’t your cup of tea, but I have been in love with it ever since the Provisional Licence Exam

Anyhoo, you know how Aoyama eats alone in the classroom?

One day at lunch, Iida walks in the class to get something he forgot and sees Aoyama eating in there by himself as usual. Then his mind is like ‘okay, time to go. We grabbed the thing’ but his body doesn’t move, so to relieve the awkward silence, he invites him to eat again. Like before, Aoyama declines but thanks him anyway and gets back to eating with the expectation that Iida will leave like every other time. Iida does but when he gets to the door, he looks back in and for a reason that he doesn’t understand, he feels like he can’t leave the boy to eat alone. So, considering the pattern of Aoyama refusing to go eat around everyone else, he asks Aoyama if instead, he can stay in the classroom with him. Aoyama is taken aback but nonetheless agrees, resulting in Iida not eating with the others anymore - much to Aoyama’s concern.

At first, the gesture was purely out of pity and kindness, but like during the provisional licence exam, Aoyama changed his opinion of him. Like, Iida finds himself making more time to hang out with Aoyama when they’re in the dorms, before/after class, training, anything. He even suggested tutoring to help with the latter’s grades. Of course, he still makes time for Uraraka and Midoriya but it’s more commonplace for everyone to be wondering where he is when he’s hanging out in Aoyama’s room. Iida’s desire to hang out gets to the point where whenever they’re apart, he feels like he needs to bridge the gap, which at first startled Aoyama. Thankfully after a while of it, he got used to hearing Iida politely knock on his door and settled into the routine of having him there most of the time.

And then it happened.

The more Iida hung out with Aoyama, the more he felt he needed to. And after having the pretty french blonde run up to him excited and beaming because he got an A on a test, Iida realized the urge came from his crush on him. At first, he tried to deny it by distancing himself from Aoyama, but he can’t resist those alluring indigo eyes for long, especially when he’s upset about the lack of interaction. So plan B was to just act like everything was normal, but when you’re a mess every time your crush smiles or winks at you, it becomes difficult. With that in mind, he seeks out Uraraka and Mina to find out what he should do as they were the ones who had spent the most time with him, aside from himself. It turns out to be the most successful plan as they are very enthusiastic and give him great pointers he wouldn’t have ever realized without them.

Many attempted flirts and subtle hints later and he found himself convincing Aoyama to spend the night with him in the common area. When he did, they watched movies, ate cheese, and talked about life, while Iida fought urges to kiss Aoyama and do more. He only gives in when Aoyama falls asleep on his shoulder and he kisses the latter’s head. It turns out that Aoyama was still kind of awake and felt the action, which led to a very awkward attempt at denying it ever happened. That changed, however, when Aoyama pouted and said “aw, that’s too bad. I was just about to kiss you back”, causing Iida to immediately take it back and confess his love for him to get that kiss.

They ended up falling asleep together on the couch with Aoyama’s head on Iida’s chest, thus, the beginning of their relationship.

BRUH OF COURSE WE NEED MORE THORBRUCE. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RB OR AGREE IS FUCKING LYING AND THEY KNOW IT

Thorbruce

At this point, I don’t care if marvel gives us a sex scene in endgame as long as its Thorbruce RB if you agree

Daisuga Headcanons

Sorry for how long and disorganised this is! I just felt a random urge to write about these two and so I did. Enjoy!

* Warning: some NSFW content *

- Daichi cannot cook for the LIFE OF HIM and burns things to a crisp if he doesn’t set them on fire when he tries. Because of this, Suga doesn’t let Daichi anywhere near the kitchen

- Because of how stressed out and in his head Suga can get, Daichi once suggested they try going to a yoga class together. His plan worked but for the wrong reason, as Suga started feeling better once he saw how inflexible Daichi was, rather than the actual class relaxing him. Although Daichi hated hearing Suga laugh his ass off at him in front of a bunch of strangers, he felt it was worth it since Suga was smiling again

- Daichi can be very dense when it comes to people flirting with him because someone will be doing just that and he just thinks they’re being nice. This is why it took him so long to realize Suga was into him. However, he recognises it a bit better when it happens to Suga, and it makes him uncomfortable

- Suga is a very jealous person and will grab Daichi’s hand or hold his arm any time he feels someone is getting too chummy with his man, but others flirting with Daichi ultimately makes him horny. He finds it more amusing than anything when people flirt with him

- Suga usually stays shirtless in the change room for a while to cool down from practice, and knowing how much Daichi likes the view, he uses it to tease him

- Any time they go grocery shopping together, Daichi ALWAYS has to grab a bag of sugar and cover the “r” with his thumb. He dies laughing every time and Suga is less than impressed

- Whenever they go out for dinner, Suga orders for both of them because Daichi can never make up his mind on what he wants

- Daichi is very dominant and aggressive in bed so Suga has to lie about being a klutz from how much he limps the next day

- Everyday, Daichi makes a point to tell Suga one thing he loves/appreciates about him to remind Suga that even if he isn’t the setter anymore, he is still Daichi’s favourite and therefore the best. He also makes Suga wear his jersey to show him that he’s his “number 1″. Suga tells him he’s being ridiculous but he’s actually so happy

- When Suga is upset but doesn’t want to talk about it, he lays his head on Daichi’s thighs (because he’s a slut for those thighs) and Daichi will lovingly stroke his head. When Daichi is upset and doesn’t want to talk about it, he’ll make Suga sit in his lap so he can just hold him

- They are both emotional eaters

- When they finally got together, Asahi and Kiyoko were much more relieved than they were because they always had to deal with them ranting about each other and now it’s finally over

- They both have issues with the other driving because Suga has really bad road rage and will kill a man if provoked, and Daichi can only drive listening to fast-paced music which leads him to speed. If they can’t decide who should drive, they’ll either drive separately or get Asahi to drive them

- On a much less innocent note, neither of them have an issue with the other’s back seats and use them on the regular

- Suga is closer to Asahi; Daichi is closer to Kiyoko

- When Daichi finally confessed his feelings, Suga laughed it off and carried on like it was nothing because he genuinely didn’t think that Daichi could ever be into him. Daichi, not understanding that, got really upset and avoided Suga whenever he could for four days. The issue was only cleared up when Suga overheard Daichi and Kiyoko talking about it and he finally explained everything

- Suga is super supportive of Daichi and will attack the man if he ever doubts his abilities or his worth. 

- Daichi gives Suga pep talks whenever Suga is stressed about something coming up, solely out of habit from being the captain. Suga thinks it’s cute and funny, whereas Daichi doesn’t realize that’s what he’s doing

- Without realizing it, they both fell in love with each other when the other was acting like a parent to the first and/or second years

- They go on study dates a lot because neither of them will study alone

- Once Daichi gets a job like working in a fast-food place or something, Suga will go to one of Daichi’s coworkers to order that “sexy brunette flipping the fries”. To get payback for this, Daichi will go to Suga’s work and ask if his “number and a date” are on the menu

- They act very mature and modest around others and often talk about how a healthy relationship is built off of trust and communication rather than sex, which they genuinely believe, but their hands and mouths are all over each other once they are alone

That’s it for now! Feel free to reblog/comment to add onto this :D

When Keith puts Pidge behind him

When Lance didn’t want them to get close to Pidge

When Shiro and Keith covered Pidge with their bodies

When Allura hugs Pidge so she doesn’t get miss

When Hunk covered Pidge and Green Lion with his lion

When Allura follewed her and waited for nothing to happen to her

When Keith held his hand in the dark memory

When Shiro let him get up for the fear

I love so much when they protect pidge in this way. My babyyy, she’s so beatiful,, protect she forever pLeAsEee :( <3

((Sorry for my bad english))