Yet Another Adhd Comic

Finished Foxy and Freddy. Freddy gets flame throwers on his finger tips. I can only imagine being put into one of these suits would probably consist of dismemberment.

Cyberpunk FNAF.

Reblogging for Weed Palindrome Day

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

Furina's Vision (and my delusion)

help me

Rompopolo's entire existence gives me anxiety. What if god gave you the body of a balloon animal with swords for arms? You love drinking crude oil but half of the year your entire ecosystem is on fire. Your natural enemy is the humble exploding gorilla.

I’m too lazy and tired to go outside to trick or treat so digital with have to do.

If you want you could stop here and I could give you whatever I could find

Happy Hollow's eve peeps!

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

After an argument that ended with the Druid leaving, the party scrambled to figure out what to do before their next fight occurred.

At the time, they were caught in a rock and a hard place with the soldiers of a tyrant king marching their way and the village that both helped them multiple times and being the key to clearing their names from the other kingdoms being the target of destruction, and with a man down, the party was running low on options.

————————————————————————

————————————————————————

“He had all the best support magic of the group and the animal transformation would have been good against the oncoming mob of soldiers!” The cleric yelled, the party down their strongest member.

“And? He was a volatile prick that picked a fight with everybody! And that’s coming from me!” The Kobold barbarian made a good point, the Druid wasn’t a people person and actively drove people away.

“We still needed him for this plan, and now that’s he’s gone, how are we supposed to defend the people. The king’s army will slaughter everyone, us included.” The elven rouge fired back. This wasn’t a good time for all this to happen. How are we supposed to kill a tyrant, protect people, and clear our names if we couldn’t survive each other?

The knight had some plan. “Maybe someone nearby can do the things he could or at least know the spells he could. If we…” The rustling of the bushes caught everyone’s attention.

A bear came out. Not a monster or a familiar or hybrid, a normal bear. Not as dangerous and as a dragon, but can be threatening.

“Hey, piss off! We don’t need you butting in on our panic session.” The barbarian threatened with no luck.

The bear just sat down and lifted one paw up and down, like if he was waving them over.

“I… I think it wants to talk.” The mage finally spoke up, causing everyone to look their way. A shy person like them usually didn’t speak at all. “The bears around here are notoriously aggressive, so um… if it didn’t attack us already, then it may want something.”

“Let’s give the bear a chance.” The rouge vouched for the bear, as a child of the forest. “Use that spell so we all can hear its voice.” The mage agreed and casted Speak with Animals.

“Okay then Mr bear, did you want to ask us something?” The mage shakily said as the party prepared to fight.

"No need for the hostility, heroes. News travels fast in the forest, so I’ll be blunt. I heard your fake-bear left. I'm real, I'm better, and I'll work for fish, meat, and honey. Deal?"

The party huddled together to talk about the opportunity give before they responded.

The knight spoke up. “As much as your offer sounds nice, our problem involves a massive army of heavily armed soldiers, powerful mages, and even some Wyvern flyers. I doubt your strength could make much of a difference.”

The bear then spoke with confidence. “So, it’s an army that you want, eh? Well, I know where to find willing fighters, so come, follow me.”

The bear than walked into the woods with the party following close behind, still in a fighting stance in case of an ambush.

As they moved deeper in the forest, more animals showed up and some started following them.

Rabbits and squirrels, foxes and wolves, raccoons and deer, boars and lizards, ants, moths and mosquitoes, birds of all kinds, and even other bears and tigers showed.

Then in the heart of the forest lies familiar creatures. Dragons, phoenixes, unicorns, gryphons, a hellhound, a kitsune, and some shaggy ape man turned out way, but not before other beings showed up.

Elves, Satyr, Gnolls, Fae, Centaurs, Kobolds, Spriggans, Ents and a Leshy showed up, some we recognized from past quests.

“Wait, we recall saving and helping some of you guys. This is where you’ve been staying?” The clerk recalled the dangerous question that ended with one of them saved, quests taken with the Druid.

“It was hard finding a place that felt safe nowadays, and if trouble wants to come here, then the forest and its inhabitants will fight them off.” An elf proudly states, after which the party look back at the bear.

The bear seems to know what the party was thinking. “Here’s your army, just give us food and point at whatever it is that you want dead.” A thought however, came to their minds.

“If there was an army here, why did you wait until the Druid left to show us this?” The Barbarian seemed confused, wanting to know if they waited for that moment specifically to show.

“That guy was a prick, always boasting, always showing off, always undermining us all, didn’t want to work with that guy.” The bear waved him off like an afterthought, when the elf came forward.

“There was a lot your old “friend” was hiding, some secret dangerous enough that we dared not risk showing ourselves to him.” The elf looks worked that someone was watching, but came up with nothing.

“We allowed a traitor in the party?” The knight seemed a bit fearful.

The elf shakes his head and wanted to clear up something.“Not a traitor, but the energy around him states that he has an agenda of his own, maybe he longs for power or something. In any case, he needed to leave if we were to join up with you heroes.”

The idea of what the Druid wanted with the party bounced in their heads but the looking threat pushed that thought back in their minds as they decided on the deal.

The knight spoke for the party. “We’ll deal with the Druid later, right now we accept your deal and your needs, now let’s head back to the village and arm them, we can’t afford to lose any more time.”

There is a plan in place now, but whether it gets done to completion is unclear. What was also unclear was the plans of the Druid and why he wanted to leave.

After this is all and done, the party are going after him to get answers from him, to hopefully know his true goals be potentially being too late.

After the druid in your party leaves, a bear strolls up—oddly friendly. Suspicious, the mage casts Speak with Animals. The bear says, "I heard your fake-bear left. I'm real, I'm better, and I'll work for fish, meat, and honey. Deal?"

It’s him.

Malio