Was Dragged To Beach Yesterday Against My Will, Found Things That Put Images Of A Foreign, Wild World

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Seeing on Twitter a small video of a race of badly drawn horses and the art of it ended being like Umamusume, which then turned to Yuri, then to psychological horror, which felt like this post

Because they looked like this

And I love it because it shows the creativity of people to fashion art and stories out of the most ridiculous things.

Something, something stones and glass houses.

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Well, that was a story.

Something you can’t really unread, but good to know.

I will be thinking of this for a long time.

I only learned about this story a couple  months ago from my friend who does Wormgerm, but I instantly knew that 1) it was going to be my October 31 post and 2) I was going to illustrate it.

This is of the most horrendously nasty fairy tales you may ever hear. It revolves entirely around graphicbody horror and repeated non-consensual childbirth between a demon and a kidnapped fairy queen. I do my best to preserve the details without getting too upsetting, but the demon literally keeps drugging his stolen wife to conceive a series of deformed monsters and some of the ways in which they were born even make me squeamish.

But, yes, this legend really does involve tapeworm creatures. And weirder. The nine demon children are responsible for all diseases known to man, and take a variety of verminous animal forms, each with their own areas of expertise in the art of pestilence.

I’ve transcribed the most complete version I could from multiple sources, and drawn all nine slimy hellspawn.

So if you have a strong stomach for dark, disturbing ancient legends, learn where the common cold really came from (a hagfish baby. It was a hagfish baby.)

So, what is a Blorbo? Like I know it means one’s favorite character but like, does it have a specific appearance that fits all criteria and are they different then sexy men like, is it interchangeable, exclusive, an evolution? Can the onceler be a blorbo and a sexyman or just a sexyman?

Tumblr doesn’t have enough coherent answers and not enough people asking the right questions, so I’ll start us off.

Sometime on this site, you can find the info you need, mostly due to people having a hyper fixation on a certain topic. So sometimes the clowns can have knowledge.

Are sharks actually smooth? I keep seeing people saying they aren't but also others saying they are and now I'm confused :(

sharkskin is completely covered with tiny tiny grooved teeth, which gives it some interesting properties!

these denticles are aligned in one direction with the jagged edges pointing back towards the tail, which breaks fluid mechanics in some weird completely bullshit ways that gives it basically no water resistance in that one direction.

this, in effect, means that sharks are INCREDIBLY smooth and can go as fast as they like in any direction, provided that the direction in question is forward.

however, if the shark tried to go backwards, or if you ran your hand down it the wrong way, the opposite effect would take place- the sharp edges of the denticles would create SUPER water resistance and shred the bejeesus out of your hand.

if you’re going to pet a shark, make sure you go from the head back!

Damn, should have seen this earlier.

Happy Xenoblade Day

God it’s always funny to look at

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.