Ugh I Had To Record A Video Of Me Giving An Introductory Speech, And Holy Shit My Teeth Are So Fucking

ugh i had to record a video of me giving an introductory speech, and holy shit my teeth are so fucking yellow lmao

like we're talking alastor levels of yellow

it also doesn't help that i'm feeling super dysphoric from having to actually talk on camera and show my face, without being on testosterone yet.

i hate everything

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1 month ago

Leviiii how i love youuuuu

Leviiii How I Love Youuuuu

He's so pretty i wanna eat him


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3 months ago

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?


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3 months ago

Ok, ok, I know this is pedantic, but in Stranger Things fanfictions when Eddie is selling weed and they give absolutely outlandish prices, not just for the 80s but for today too, it makes me laugh and disengage with the narrative.

Below the cut is some information that will help you write about Eddie selling weed. I've been around stoner culture for over 20 years at this point so feel free to ask questions.

Eddie is NOT charging $25 for a joint in 1986. Eddie would not be charging more than a few dollars at most for a joint in 1986 since you could get an ounce for $100 or less back then. An ounce makes about 56 joints of about half gram size. Now blunts, on the other hand, would be a little more expensive as they contain more weed, and you could get about 28 blunts of about a gram each. There are 28.35g in an ounce but most stoners just say 28g to an ounce.

So, he'd charge $2-3 a joint, and $4-5 a blunt, depending on his own markup.

A joint is rolled in white rolling papers, kinda like the thin sheets of a bible or like those oil blotting papers for makeup. Job or Raw are popular brand options.

A blunt is rolled in brown cigarillo paper, sometimes mixed with tobacco but not always. Think Swisher Sweets or Dutch Masters or Zigzag...you can Google those if you need.

Weed, by itself, is usually sold by quarter or half or full ounces but can also be sold by the gram. Usually, it costs just a bit more to buy by the gram because it's more work for the dealer. So, Eddie would have to be somewhat good at math and doing math on the fly. He'd also have a scale to measure it out with.

Weed is sold in a variety of containers, but the most common is cheap sandwich baggies. The 100 for $1 ones. Usually twisted and tied with a knot. You can also find dealers who use shopping bags, jars, paper towels and more depending on what they have on hand. From what we see in the show, Eddie uses cheap sandwich bags.

Eddie also wouldn't be selling high quality weed. He's probably selling "mid" or mid-grade weed. He might on occasion sell dirt/ditch weed, which is lower quality usually with seeds and stems instead of just bud/flower. He would probably not have access to loud/high tier weed. However, Argyle would, being from California, which was at the time, and remains, a stoner's paradise.

Ok, I'm going to end this here but if you have any questions please ask! Accurate fanfiction scratches my ND brain.


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5 months ago

pls work your fishy magic roger

kittycatcrackhead - the ramblings of a cat
7 months ago

oh my god this is so impressive im just gonna sit and fucking stare at it, it's so amazing

16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint
16 Frame Shooting Star Animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint

16 frame shooting star animation. January 2022-September 2024 Needlepoint

Frames from my shooting star gif. 16 frames total. Each frame is 8x6.5 inches on a 10” mesh. Designed and animated in photoshop and needlepointed by me. I started drafting this 1/14/22 and finished animating it 9/25/24. It took approximately two years and eight months to finish. This is one of the largest projects I’ve ever worked on and I’m very happy with how it turned out.


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7 months ago

litter box warning

spreading this person's PSA here onto tumblr bc this seems very important for everyone to know if you're not on Twitter: here's the link to their full post.

⚠️DO NOT BUY THIS LITTER BOX⚠️ 

🧵🔁

This automatic litter box is KILLING cats. I want to share this around because a lot of people are buying it and a lot of cat owners are unfortunately falling victim to this. The litter box in the picture is an automatic cleaning- pic.twitter.com/wwGNkoIZJP

— Mao | Cat Dragon Vtuber 🐈🐉🐾 (@Maowsers) September 10, 2024
Litter Box Warning
Litter Box Warning
8 months ago

Fuck water, man titties are the real source of life


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7 months ago

I don't often draw fanart, but the 3rd episode of the amazing digital circus was so good, that I just had to draw Kinger.

Kinger was already my favorite character, but holy shit I love him even more now

I Don't Often Draw Fanart, But The 3rd Episode Of The Amazing Digital Circus Was So Good, That I Just

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5 months ago
A Cat That Interferes With One's Work

a cat that interferes with one's work


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kittycatcrackhead - the ramblings of a cat
the ramblings of a cat

☆ he/they/it☆ 19 ☆ I ramble about the video game characters I simp for. That's it, not much else to it tbh. MDNI with suggestive content

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