I had a psychology class called Drugs, Brain, and Human Behavior but everyone in the department just calls in the Drugs class. So all the psychology students know what I mean when I say “I passed my drugs test” or “I took the drugs class”, but everyone else becomes mildly concerned.
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
Same energy!
WTF??!!
I just got 2 Silver Wolfs in Honkai Star Rail in only 20 pulls!! I know I had a good amount of pity for the first one, but the second one came right after! I’ve never had this luck before and I’m so happy that I was able to get her!! I was so scared that I was going to lose the 50/50 because I always have in Genshin Impact.
my dad is convinced that no one but me thinks that Glinda and elphaba are gay so please reblog this to prove him wrong
“It’s about sisterhood not gay hood” -quote my dad
Can confirm because my dad has neighbors who just let their dogs run wild in the neighborhood. I’m not sure if they just let the dogs lose or if the dogs just get past the fence. But it’s been causing a lot of problems. These dogs roam around the neighborhood unattended MULTIPLE TIMES A WEEK. They are also big and very energetic. So they’re running at people and other animals. They try to jump on people and start fights with other dogs. My dad owns an extremely dog aggressive dog, so having these dogs running up to her while my dad or stepmom is trying to walk her is a recipe for disaster. A lot of people have complained to the neighbors but they still have not done anything. This had been an issue for 1-2 years. I will never understand people who do stuff like this with their pets.
Does it seem weird that people treat cats like they’re wild animals to anyone else? And by that I don’t mean people expect cats to survive on their own in the wild. I mean people act like pet cats who have owners are wild animals that the owners aren’t responsible for.
I never thought about that until a few years ago when someone in the town Facebook group asked who owned a cat that kept jumping in through his windows. It was summer so he couldn’t keep his windows closed (we don’t use air conditioning in this country) and he had a terrible allergy to cats so it was legit dangerous for him to have a cat running around his house.
People started offering solutions like “buy this spray that deters cats” and “you can buy this rolling thing for the top of your fence” but his response was “Okay but why am I expected to spend all this money to keep someone’s pet out? Who owns this cat!?” When he didn’t get an answer he eventually got a friend to pick the cat up when it was in his house and he drove it to a shelter, and informed the Facebook group which shelter. Suddenly the owner responded, angry that he’d do such a thing! Getting the cat back would cost money! But the guy was like where the fuck were you when I asked who the cat belonged to!? I was trying to avoid this!
I was honestly surprised by how many people were on the side of the cat’s owner. Another cat owner on our street isn’t responsible enough to keep her cat indoors but responsible enough to at least buy stuff for other people if her cats bother them. She practically have a small stach of cat deterrent spray she hands out to the neighbors who doesn’t want cats in their garden.
The whole thing really made me realize how strange it is that cats are the only pets where we expect other people to spend their money on building fences to keep them out instead of the owners trying to keep them in, as if they were wild animals with no owner to look after them.
This is awesome! The way you described it makes me feel like that Emily would be first by a long shot to figure that they all like each other and would desperately be dropping hints. Meanwhile Charlie and Vaggie are both having a crisis because they are in love with TWO people and have no idea if everyone would be into that. A fun bonus would be Vaggie and Charlie easily catching on that the other likes Emily, but have zero clue if they would fit into the dynamic.
So overall, Charlie knows that Emily and Vaggie like each other, but she doesn’t know if either of them like her or want a poly relationship. Vaggie knows that Emily and Charlie like each other, but she ALSO doesn’t know if either of them like her or want a poly relationship. Emily is fully aware that everyone likes each other and is tired.
Hazbin Hotel Arranged Marriage Idea for Charlie/Emily/Vaggie: In agreement to halt extermination against Sinner/stop a potential war, Hell and Heaven agree to arrange a marriage between Charlie and Emily. A more realistic path will be Charlie residing (held hostage) in Heaven, but I want Emily to live in the Pride Ring. Not trusting the Hellborns, Heaven sends a squadron as guards for Emily, Vaggie just happens to be captain. I don't have much of a plot, but some things I could think of:
Tension between Charlie and Vaggie: Since Vaggie is an Exorcist and hasn't been exiled yet, Vaggie will be more hostile against her. Charlie will try to befriend her and accidentally fall in love because she is so pretty.
Actually, there will be tension between Charlie and Emily, too. Even though Emily was friendly to Charlie in "Welcome to Heaven", she was in her turf But now she is in Hell, and likely being inculcated all her life about Hell will be terrified. Charlie tries to show her the good things of Hell.
In most days, Emily will seek Vaggie in comfort or ask her personal for escorting.
Charlie invites Emily, and indectly, Vaggie, too, a stroll through the Morningstar garden and try to be romantic. But comedy is insured as Hell and Heaven are two very different cultures and have differences of what is considered beautiful. I talking about eldritch plants and horrors.
Charlie tries to bond Vaggie through sparrings, but she does not actually train her ability, keeps getting her ass. And Vaggie, taking pity on her and not because she likes her, teach her how to fight. But, like, one day, she manages to get the upper hand and to land Vaggie on her back. This, and this very important, made Vaggie flustered because she likes it???? Emily is there too since she wants to see her wife and guard/developing crush spur, and now discovering she may have a kink??
Lute is also apart of the guards and she fucking hates Charlie. She thinks the whole marriage is blasphemy but also envy that Vaggie is paying attention to Charlie and not her.
Mom: *looking at my failed vision test from school* How long have you not been able to see?
Me: Umm, 6 months at least?
Mom: 6 months?! Why didn’t you tell me you couldn’t see?
Me: I forgot
Mom: How the hell do you forget that you can’t see?!
Me: I DON’T KNOW?!!
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Mom: I love your innocence Kitty but you do need to know how sex works
Me: *joking* So I can watch porn?
Mom: Sure go ahead, watch porn
Me: *choking on my drink*
Mom: I mean if you’re going to be lesbian you might as well know your way around the pussy
My siblings: *laughing their asses off*
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Primm (my sister): Hey I’m going to B&B, what do you want?
Me: Uhhh, a tea?
Primm: What kind?
Me: A tea???
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Me: *showing my aunt my art* You know you’re the only person who has seen my art and hasn’t called me a furry.
My aunt: What’s a furry?
Me: .......
A few hours later
Me talking to my friend: Nevermind she only didn’t call me a furry because she didn’t know what it was.
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Primm: I don’t use Netflix for ONE WEEK and suddenly my recommendation is filled with THIS!!
✨ Anime ✨
Me and Kilo (my brother): *sweating nervously*
Kilo: Your siblings are huge weebs. Deal with it.
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Me: *talking with my brother and two of my male cousins about anime and Pokémon*
Primm: *walks into the doorway with their sister*
Everyone: ....
Primm: .....
Primm and my cousin: *Turns around and leaves* Nope! I’m not dealing with this weeb stuff right now!
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Primm: Hey mom, do you know where Kitty is? I can’t find her anywhere and I’m starting to get worried.
Mom: She went to go hang out with her friends.
Primm: SHE LEFT THE HOUSE?!
The next morning
Primm: Mom, Kitty didn’t come home last night.
Mom: Yeah she was spending the night.
Primm: SHE DID WHAT?!
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Primm: *Walks into the room, sick as hell*
Me: So when did you realize you were sick?
Primm: When I threw up this morning.
Me: You still went to school even though you threw up?
Primm: I didn’t go to school.
Me: YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE?!
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Kilo: Kitty, come help me with the groceries!
Me: I can’t I have a cat.
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Kilo: Every time I say that I don’t want to spend time with you, you always talk about how I never do something with you when you ask!!
Me: Because you always say no.
Mom: She is right you know.
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My Literature teacher: Quarantine has ruined your guys’ social skills.
Me: Bold of you to assume that I had social skills to begin with.
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My Bio Teacher: So how was your guys’ weekends?
Me: *screams*
My Bio Teacher: Same
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Me: *at school, calling my mom* Mom I think I’m sick
Mom: I’m coming to pick you up.
Me: Wait what?
Mom: If you say you think you’re sick then you are probably on death’s doorstep. I’m coming to pick you up.
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My friend: So we just had a 30 minute discussion in our class about wether or not murder is okay.
Me: Please raise your hand saying it’s not okay, so that everyone doesn’t think you’re a psychopath.
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My Literature Teacher: Alright guys, time to have a great time telling each other about our loss of childhood innocence! 😃
I once went to my college’s cafeteria and I had just gotten some rice. Afterwards I went to another area that had fries. When the server asked what I wanted I blurted out rice without thinking. He stared at me for a solid minute before I realized my mistake.
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.