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My Life As Dumb Quotes That My Family and Friends Have Said

Mom: *looking at my failed vision test from school* How long have you not been able to see?

Me: Umm, 6 months at least?

Mom: 6 months?! Why didn’t you tell me you couldn’t see?

Me: I forgot

Mom: How the hell do you forget that you can’t see?!

Me: I DON’T KNOW?!!

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Mom: I love your innocence Kitty but you do need to know how sex works

Me: *joking* So I can watch porn?

Mom: Sure go ahead, watch porn

Me: *choking on my drink*

Mom: I mean if you’re going to be lesbian you might as well know your way around the pussy

My siblings: *laughing their asses off*

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Primm (my sister): Hey I’m going to B&B, what do you want?

Me: Uhhh, a tea?

Primm: What kind?

Me: A tea???

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Me: *showing my aunt my art* You know you’re the only person who has seen my art and hasn’t called me a furry.

My aunt: What’s a furry?

Me: .......

A few hours later

Me talking to my friend: Nevermind she only didn’t call me a furry because she didn’t know what it was.

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Primm: I don’t use Netflix for ONE WEEK and suddenly my recommendation is filled with THIS!!

✨ Anime ✨

Me and Kilo (my brother): *sweating nervously*

Kilo: Your siblings are huge weebs. Deal with it.

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Me: *talking with my brother and two of my male cousins about anime and Pokémon*

Primm: *walks into the doorway with their sister*

Everyone: ....

Primm: .....

Primm and my cousin: *Turns around and leaves* Nope! I’m not dealing with this weeb stuff right now!

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Primm: Hey mom, do you know where Kitty is? I can’t find her anywhere and I’m starting to get worried.

Mom: She went to go hang out with her friends.

Primm: SHE LEFT THE HOUSE?!

The next morning

Primm: Mom, Kitty didn’t come home last night.

Mom: Yeah she was spending the night.

Primm: SHE DID WHAT?!

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Primm: *Walks into the room, sick as hell*

Me: So when did you realize you were sick?

Primm: When I threw up this morning.

Me: You still went to school even though you threw up?

Primm: I didn’t go to school.

Me: YOU WERE IN THE HOUSE?!

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Kilo: Kitty, come help me with the groceries!

Me: I can’t I have a cat.

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Kilo: Every time I say that I don’t want to spend time with you, you always talk about how I never do something with you when you ask!!

Me: Because you always say no.

Mom: She is right you know.

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My Literature teacher: Quarantine has ruined your guys’ social skills.

Me: Bold of you to assume that I had social skills to begin with.

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My Bio Teacher: So how was your guys’ weekends?

Me: *screams*

My Bio Teacher: Same

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Me: *at school, calling my mom* Mom I think I’m sick

Mom: I’m coming to pick you up.

Me: Wait what?

Mom: If you say you think you’re sick then you are probably on death’s doorstep. I’m coming to pick you up.

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My friend: So we just had a 30 minute discussion in our class about wether or not murder is okay.

Me: Please raise your hand saying it’s not okay, so that everyone doesn’t think you’re a psychopath.

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My Literature Teacher: Alright guys, time to have a great time telling each other about our loss of childhood innocence! 😃

Pyrrha lives and Jaune dies AU is heartbreaking on one side because imagining Pyrrha's struggles after the Fall of Beacon and how even worse she'd feel than Jaune did is hard. Also imagining her using Jaune's shield to reforce her own shield and armor and going around wearing Jaune's emblem somewhere hurts.

On the other side I'm trying to imagine Pyrrha getting the banana haircut in V7 and that makes me laugh a little at least.

I kinda want to do this, but that would bring attention to all of the unfinished works I have.

ask game for fanfic writers

do you know how you want the story to end when you start, or are you just stumbling through the figurative wilderness hoping to find a road?

talk about a notable time a narrative or character has looked you dead in the eyes and said “fuck your plan, here’s what we’re actually doing.”

on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy incorporating romance into the average story?

what is the plot bunny you’ve been carrying for the longest? optional bonus question: do you ever wonder why you haven’t written it yet and experience deep existential dread?

have you ever made a playlist about something you were writing as an elaborate means to procrastinate when you could have been actually writing and if yes drop a link, son

do you have any kind of consistent writing schedule or just hoping for the best?

tell us about the plot of the first fanfic you ever wrote

what’s your relationship with constructive criticism and feedback like? do you seek it out? how well do you take it?

in an ideal world where you’re already super successful and published, would you want to see a tv or movie adaptation of your work? why or why not?

at what point in the process do you come up with titles, and how easy or hard is that for you?

what’s something neat you’ve learned while doing research for something you were writing? also, how much do you worry about doing research in general?

do you ever have trouble focusing on writing? how do you get around that? 

talk about a writing experience that has pleasantly surprised you.

what’s your worst writing habit? 

where do you share your writing?

where is your favorite place to write?

what is your favorite line you’ve ever written?

what is your most and least favorite part of writing?

what are some books or authors that influenced your style the most?

what is your favorite trope to write?

pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about.

describe your writing process from scratch to finish.

how do you deal with writers block?

on average, how much writing do you get done in a day?

what’s your revision or rewriting process like?

do you like to write one-shots or series, and why?

do you share rough drafts or do you wait until it’s all polished? 28. And who do you share them with?

handwritten notes or typed notes?

give us a spoiler for one of your stories.

most inspirational quote you’ve ever read or heard that’s still important to you.

tell us about one of your characters who’s an absolute joy to write

do characters influence your writing style?

do you start with the characters or the plot when writing?

how do you name characters and places?

tell us about a character who’s very different than you who you love a whole lot

do you base your characters of real people or not? If so, tell us about one.

when creating characters, what comes first: appearance, backstory, motivation, personality, something else?

how many stories do you work on at one time?

are you an avid reader?

best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten.

what is the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

describe the aesthetic of a story in 5 words.

how did writing change you?

any writing advice you want to share?

name three of your favorite fanfic writers.

what time are you the most productive when it comes to writing?

what story are you most proud of?

do you reread your own stories?

do you want to be published some day?

do you plan or do you write whatever comes to your mind?

share the synopsis of a story you work on that you haven’t published yet

how many unfinished ideas/stories are you working on at the same time?

when writing, do you have an outline? and do you stick to it?

what’s a common writing tip that you almost always follow?

do you have any abandoned WIP’s? What made you abandon them?

five years from now, where do you see yourself as a writer?

what is the last thing that a fic made you google when you were reading it?

what is the last thing that a fic made you google when you were writing it?

where is the most dangerous place that you’ve read fic?

where is the most dangerous place that you’ve written fic?

what was the first commercial property (book/movie/tv show/etc) that you realized was actually professional fanfiction?

what’s the weirdest reason you’ve ever shipped something?

what’s the best insult you’ve read in a fic?

what is your favourite title for a fic you’ve read? 

what is your favourite title for a fic you’ve written? 

when have you felt the most confident in your writing? 

when have you felt the least confident?

how long will you spend on a story or scene before you give up?

how do you write emotional scenes? do you ever feel what the characters feel?

are you very critical of your own writing? how much do you find yourself editing (either during the writing or after the fact)?

how do you balance writing and life? do you ever feel overwhelmed by the amount of writing you have to do?

what do you do if a scene gets too serious?

how do you visualize scenes? do you see it like a movie in your head, or do the words just flow?

are you a planner, pantser, or planster?

do you know how your story ends before you start writing?

what is one essential thing to remember when writing a villain? 

how do you write kissing scenes?

how do you choose where to end a chapter?

are you an over-writer, under-writer, or just-right-er?

do you try to put themes, motifs, messages, morals, etc in your writing? if so, how do you go about it?

if you could go back in time and give your younger self a piece of writing advice specific to you, what would it be?

“proper” punctuation or all lowercase?

less is more or more is more?

said: overused or underused?

what would be on a moodboard for your current wip(s)?

which season best matches the mood of your wip(s)?

does your writing style change depending on the genre you write?

if you could have another author write your wip for you (bc we all dream of this occasionally), who would it be?

sarcastic narrators: entertaining or overdone?

do you notice your own voice in your writing style?

how has your writing style changed over the years?

first, second, or third person?

do you hear other people’s writing styles when they talk?

do you prefer dialogue or description?

do you describe a character’s appearance all right away or in pieces?

romantic/social sideplots: interesting or irritating?

abstract or detailed romance scenes?

what don’t you like about your writing style?

was being a writer a dream of yours when you were little? or did it spring up when your older? or is it just a hobby? 

open question to the writer.

a compiled list of asks for me to reference. they are not my own. just some of my favorite questions i’ve picked out from a couple different lists. feel free to reblog and use too!!

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

I’m not Jewish but I am currently learning about this in a religious studies class.

This is 100% true!! Proselytizing is something that they just don’t do in Judaism. If you want to convert to Judaism you totally can. I don’t know all the details, but according to the very limited information I received from my Jewish suitemate, it’s not not very hard to do. Unlike other religions where the process can be a literal hell hole. You’re not going to be looked down upon for not being born Jewish either. But no one is going to discuss conversion unless YOU bring it up.

But if you don’t want to convert? That’s not a problem! You will not be treated any differently. Your beliefs will be respected! No one is going to try to convince you to convert.

In all: Want to convert? Cool! Don’t want to convert? Cool!

btw Jewish charity organizations in the USA don’t exist to convert you like Christian charity organizations, they are specifically Jewish because they were likely founded by Jews who were being turned away from other organizations. several Jewish hospitals exist in the US because many Jewish immigrants had degrees but were turned away from other hospitals for being Jewish. so we made our own, lmao. these days most of these organizations are no longer specifically Jewish because job and care discrimination is not as common for us as it used to be. i’m saying this just in case anybody is wary of accepting aid (many Jewish charities set up free food kitchens, for example) from a Jewish charity because of mistreatment by Christian ones, and i think it’s important to understand the difference

my dad is convinced that no one but me thinks that Glinda and elphaba are gay so please reblog this to prove him wrong

“It’s about sisterhood not gay hood” -quote my dad

So I have this AU idea from demon slayer and I thought I might as well put the idea on the internet even if I never actually write it. It is a female OC x Shinobu type story. No, I do not have a name for her yet. The OC is a historian from the modern era, who has dedicated her research on the stories of demons during 1920s Japan. She became interested because her great grandmother was a kakushi before Muzan was defeated, and told many stories about demons. I wouldn’t say she fully believed in the existence of demons, but she definitely saw them as a possibility. She’s the kind of person that would not rule out any option, no matter how crazy some may be.

So she starts doing some really in depth research so she actually has a decent understanding of how everything about that era works. I like to think she actually can do total concentrated breathing around the clock because she found some scrolls about it and decided to see if the technique actually works by using herself as a test subject. I also like to think that one of her resources is Mitsuri’s diary.

Anyways she goes on a lot of expeditions in order to find more evidence and resources on the topic, and on one of these expeditions she finds some sort of relic or something that sends her in the past. Eventually she finds herself at the demon slayer corps and her relationship with Shinobu grows overtime. Also she would help them bet Muzan. 

I don’t usually write this type of stuff, but let me know if you guys would actually be interested in any of this. I might not create a whole story, but I would probably post headcannons, one shots, and art to elaborate more on areas that you guys might be curious about. Of course if anyone would ever want to write an entire fic based in this prompt then they are more than welcome to. Just let me know so that I can read whatever masterpiece you make.

Edit: I actually made it! Here’s the link to the prologue.

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad