Nearly 2 Minutes Of Lance Stroll Being A Giggly Happy Guy 

Summary of the Aus25 gp

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

if yuki doesn’t get the red bull seat FOR HIS HOME RACE i will cry

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

he makes me so deeply uncomfortable and no ad report button lets me express that (and no amount of reporting has made it stop)

Wh-whats going on??????

baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:

first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!

then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!

finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!

and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!

thank you for coming to my ted talk

pat pat

we are SO BACK

this but baseball

actually fuck it.

reblog this post if your blog is a safe space for fans of all teams (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't crash out and wish harm upon opposing players for winning a hockey game (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't proudly proclaim that fans of teams you don't like aren't welcome (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you're just generally a normal fuckin person who understand that there is no moral high ground in sports 99% of the time

i just wanna follow normal fuckin people for once.

don't talk to him he's angry.