Absolute Father In Law Behavior

i occasionally chat about f1 to someone i have to see fairly often and he HATES lance stroll but like it would not be prudent for me to fight a battle w him so he’s ranting and im just nodding along like “mhm mhm yeah fuck that guy” as if lance stroll doesn’t take up like 80% of my brain space

nasty say gex strollonso reblog if you agree

Hello I am on your dash to inform you that it is kodai senga bump day yet again🗣️🗣️🗣️

*going undercover as a straight guy* Uh yeah my name is, um... Dick Love Lady

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

oops lance posted the strollonso content on main

testing my luck here

I would have crashed out

I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit

Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭

reblog to blow up a transphobe

the emotional rollercoaster huascar brazoban just went on