This Pennant Design Came To Me In A Dream And Now I Simply Must Own It

Who knew the key to declining viewership wasn’t shit like the golden ab but instead the same thing that’s been happening behind closed doors for generations

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

me rn (if you even care)

oh my god i fucking miss baseball

on the hunt for queer baseball fans

bc i have NO ONE to talk to about it and it makes me sad. all the baseball ppl i know r like straight guys and theres nothing wrong w that but. mlb tumblr has the exact vibes i'm searching for so i think i'll just live here now if that's ok with everyone

no yoints no stroints i’m gonna go sit in a hole and think about Things

@hal8001 Dachshund. I mean apparently dogs look like their owners and both dachshunds and f1 drivers are short so

That being said aaron judge is 6’7 and has dachshunds so the theory is falling apart at the seams

air jail for nino

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

BEDLINGTON TERRIER MENTION!!!

Did you know that their fur is cut like that because they were bred to go into burrows to hunt vermin and the fur on the head stops their prey from escaping over their head?

Also, their ears have the tufts so that if their prey were to bite on them, they would likely just get fur and not damage the actual ear. i love this especially b/c with most other terriers that issue was prevented with tiny and/or erect ears but bedlingtons went a different route :))))

also yes they look like airpods

hey man is it cool if i bring my pet airpod. no worries if not

no bc this is so real

thank god football season is over. finally on to the next psychological torture called baseball