An Absolutely Insane Way To End This Year 

please look at him :3

au where rei works at an office and he always brings cute bentos to work and goes :] when he's on his breaks, talking into the phone. everyone is trying to figure out who is wife is because this is Suwa Rei. they've probably only heard him say thirteen words the five months he's been here, and they want to get to know him better and they want to ask the person who's successfully done so!

then, one day, this tall blonde man with a five year old on his hip jogs up to their receptionist, familiar bento box in hand, asking for their quiet coworker.

one of the major appeals of cumplane to me is that shen qingqiu has all these impressive and interesting guys chasing after him and willing to wait on him hand and foot. but the one guy who he somehow favors the most is the overworked loser he's always fighting with???

insanity. if i were liu qingge i'd break something.

Help me get out of a scammer-induced debt!

So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.

With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.

Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.

So, once again, here are my prices.

Commission pricing:

Headshot:

B&W - $5

Color - $10

With basic (gradient) background - $15

With complex background - $20

More than one person - $5 extra for each added person

Bust:

B&W - $20

Color - $25

With basic (gradient) background - $30

With complex background: $35

More than one person: $5 extra for each added person

Full Body:

B&W - $35

Color - $40

With basic (gradient) background - $45

With complex background $50

More than one person - $5 extra for each person

Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:

B&W - $100

Color - $150

More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person

NSFW:

Basic posing - $100

Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150

More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.

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Can’t:

Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.

Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.

Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.

If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.

Won’t:

Gore (Can do some blood, though)

People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)

Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here

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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.

Won’t:

Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)

I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.

Most sexual kinks, inquire within.

I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.

So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.

Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com

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Open for business!

Alternately, if you want to tip my current work so I can update my fics during this time, you can send me money through ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/zonerobotnik

A book crystallized in the ocean

Cumplane where Airplane, in a fit of either bravery or insanity or positive or negative self-esteem (he's not totally sure) decides to cosplay as Luo Binghe and post the pictures online.

Of course, he doesn't do it as "Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky", he knows he has some questionable fans and doesn't really want to hand them a picture of his face. So he posts the images under one of the pseudonyms he uses for lurking around the comment section and social media tags. It's just a handful of images of him looking like the protagonist in his head, attempting to strike cool poses in a wig and some period clothes (he rented both).

The reception is... mixed. Airplane does not have abs, after all, nor a flawless complexion or much skill with makeup. He is fat, freckled, and awkward. The PIDW readership is not known for being particularly supportive either. In fact they're mostly a crab bucket of negativity and masculine posturing, so he gets a lot of mean-spirited commentary.

It's fine. Nothing he hadn't expected. Really solidifies for him that posting was a fit of madness, actually! What did he even expect? He's bracing himself for the worst when he sees that Peerless Cucumber, notorious hate-reader and defender of Luo Binghe's honor, has commented. Ah, shit. He's probably going to rip into Airplane for daring to sully his precious Binghe's reputation by dressing up like that, isn't he?

The comment is long, too. Fuck. Airplane's not sure if his self-esteem can take a comprehensive beating from the champion hater himself, but he's too curious not to look.

Shen Yuan, in the meanwhile, is just pleased that there has FINALLY been a Luo Binghe cosplayer who looks the part. Of course Luo Binghe wouldn't have exaggerated muscles, those are just a product of dehydration. Binghe spent most of his disciple years running around chopping wood and hauling laundry, and then later doing whatever he could to pack on the calories in order to make it through the Abyss. A hefty workman's build would only make sense for him, anything else would be nonsense. Airplane also described Luo Binghe as having a beautiful face, which Shen Yuan won't blame most cosplayers for not being able to just make happen, but a beautiful face doesn't mean "covered in so much makeup it looks like an anime character"! When would Luo Binghe have the time or inclination to put on makeup? A natural beauty with some inevitable blemishes would make more sense and be much more appealing, and this "Airplane Crashing to the Ground" (funny play on the author's name, Shen Yuan approves) has very pretty features! Everyone hating on this cosplay is just an idiot, the only actual problem is that his wig is poorly fitted.

So in true Peerless Cucumber fashion, he lays this all out.

This gets him embroiled in arguments with several other fans, who even accuse him of actually being the guy in the photos, claiming that there's no other reason why he would defend them. Shen Yuan doesn't care if people think that's him, because that's still the best Luo Binghe cosplay he's ever seen, but he doesn't want them doubting the sincerity of his arguments. So, he decides that the only reasonable thing to do is dress himself up in cosplay as well and then post the actual photos of himself.

While he'd like to dress up as one of Luo Binghe's allies like Mobei Jun, or maybe someone cool like Yue Qingyuan, he is too pedantic to think he could pull that off. Those guys are all strong warrior types, and Shen Yuan is a scrawny pale rich kid who looks like he'd probably lose a fight with a wet paper towel. The only characters he could plausibly pull off would be some of the more consumptive members of Binghe's harem and maybe, maybe, one of the weaker villains like Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Yuan is NOT posting pictures of himself crossplaying to the central nexus of toxic masculinity itself, so... Shen Qingqiu it is!

Poor Airplane has to go sit and stare at a while for a while. Peerless Cucumber likes his cosplay. Peerless Cucumber, ardent defender of Shang Qinghua's sellout crappy main character mary-sue, thinks Airplane is good-looking enough to cosplay as him. And said so. Repeatedly. And then posted borderline thirst-trap villain cosplay of himself, inadvertently revealing in the process that he is hot.

What the. What. What?!

Anyway, Shen Yuan suggests that they attend the next convention both cosplaying together because Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky is supposed to be doing a meet & greet at that one, and wouldn't it be fun to go as a pair? And Airplane agrees before his brain catches up and he realizes that might present a problem.

for the clownbo enjoyers who aren't on ao3, here's my list of clownbo fics so far!!!!! please enjoy 💚💚💚

checking in on my fave bsd ships!!

soukoku: still soulmates (against their will)

shin soukoku: kissing softly off camera

fukufuku: canon but at what cost

fyolai: post mortem hand holding🖤

ranpoe: got married last season

TF Synergized master post

Things are always getting added to the master post, Transformed Synergized is written and illustrated by @kray-zay co-written and edited by @hazydaisyislazy

comic

ch1 pages 1-29 ch1 pages 30-45 ch2 pages 1-5 ch2 page 6-10 ch2 page 11-15 ch2 page 16-20 ch2 page 21-26 ch2 page 27-30

ref images

Prowl Hound Cliffjumper Red Alert Smokescreen Wheeljack Moonracer Tracks Sunstreacker and Sideswipe main humans (Spike, Sparkplug, Raoul, Carly, Chip) Ransack if a character ref is not listed here, they were either cut, will show up at a later point, or the design and original role have been heavily changed do not go off old ref images not linked on the master post, some of the characters in the Autobot old lineup I posted are now canonically dead before the story even starts

cybertronian lore

cybertronian noises optic color lore cybertronian diet cybertronian gender (or lack there of) cybertronians proboscis Wheeljacks jaw holoforms? energon effect on organics? flyer and seeker lore cybertonian lifespan more cybertronain lifespan stuff and some seeker stuff cybertronain body laugue and optic exprsions how bug like? bot sizing rules basics on cybertronain cords Lore not on the master post is likely out of date.

story stuff

main human ages missing character when does synergized take place the war ark built for, and its pincers what are the bots looking for? are their any ocs? they/them

project related

voice claims/ VA headcanons? what age range is synergized intended for main character? Will my fav show up? all the bots kinda look like bugs? fanart?

uncompressed pages https://transformers-synergize.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/#content-start

help support the project coming soon... discord https://discord.gg/kf5KWH9qbU discord is 18+ sfw

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