Toasted Strawberry Pop Tarts Are A Fucking Delicacy When You're On Your Period Man.

Bf stuff part 2.

Currently on call with him video call with him. And his dad is up stairs so he sends me a text being like "just a heads up from the way your camera is angled I could see some under boob"...

My nerdy sweet boy. Jannu. I answered the call in a cropped thin white tank top and shorts that stop at my hips. I don't care if you saw a bit of under boob. So I said that and he said. "I know but I just thought I should let you know."

I love you and that you check my comfort with everything in our relationship since you know I had a shit one before but please, acknowledge the fact I'm doing this on purpose. He's so cute when flustered.

if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.

Bf stuff part 6.

We hung out today with some of my friends and he kissed me twice. I did it as he was leaving by grabbing his collar and kissing him then I panicked and tried to back pedal. Only for him to mutter a "No you don't" as he held my waist and kissed me again. Genuinely felt a bit dissy afterwards which was a surprise but goodness did he catch me off guard with this.

We both called again when we got home and I ended up confessing a wet dream I had in detail where he fingered me to him. He teased me and added something About storing it away for later. Teasing me like that both makes me want to be submissive and manhandled or bratty and assertive. He made a comment about making my insides sticky and I jokingly brought up a condom to which he replied "Ehhhh...". Only to end it off by asking how many kids I'd want in the future.

I responded with two or three but I had to fight my brain from saying "Baby boy as long as we're financially, emotionally, and mentally good for it I'd pop out as many kids as you want sir." Thank god I'm too much of a wuss for that but he gave me a ring as a late birthday gift though.

Bf stuff part 5.

I'm gonna jump him. This cheeky mf thinks he can start flirting more since I turned eighteen? All of a sudden. Out of nowhere...

Here I am trying to remain as a stable human being playing a game with him and this smug fuck texts me, while in call. Not once. Not twice. Not thrice. Four. Four times.

The first time was a surprise. "I'm going to make you moan my name." Which damn. Okay he's teasing me since I groaned in annoyance from losing so I focus on the game again. Then the next one comes in. "Just let me know if you ever need a hand 😏" to which I responded with "Only a hand 🥺".

Then he proceeded to flirt with me on call throughout this card game and I'm starting to sweat from more than just the intensity of it. When all of a sudden I get another ping. "Like you'd bounce off me".

Y'all when I say sweating, I mean sweating. Then finally he eases up a bit towards the end and I get this "I need to nead (knead, he can't spell lol) you like bread". I swear, one of these times I'm gonna respond without a filter and he'll buffer. I both dread and look forward to it cause I have very little confidence about these things but a lewd brain.😭

i also need to remind him that he can absolutely wake me up in the middle of the night by eating me out like he wants to or fucking me like i want him to

Literally me with him.

I love people who make me forget that I'm shy like, where have u been during, almost, my whole life? i mean, i missed you and i didnt even know who you were

Boyfriend stuff part 8.

Ovulating is the worst. I'm sitting here trembling, sweating and on the verge of tears because my body is aching with the need to be filled. He sent my a text teasing me but I swear the way my brain would've snapped by now if he was next to me. I don't give a fuck about condoms right now, even in this economy. I just want him so badly it's driving me insane.

I just want to hear his voice while I do my best not to fall apart under his attention. I want him to compliment me. Or tease and poke fun at me while I'm struggling not to cry on his lap. This is ridiculous. The universe truly is testing me. He'll I'd even settle for just sucking him off with his hands in my hair right now.

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

royalty kink but i don't have the attitude or stuck up arguments of a prince. i just want to be dressed up in pretty ruffles/lace and pampered until im slammed into the sheets by a much bigger knight without having to think