I Just Want To Sit On His Lap In A Pink Mini-skirt With No Panties While Im So Wet That I Leave A Visible

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I wanna be a fidget toy for a dom, maybe they’re watching a movie and they get a little bored, so they push me over their lap and just start playing with my puppy parts, still staring at the tv, not caring about my pleasure at all, they just need their hands to be busy :3

Someone tie me up and RAIL me rn I stg this election is exhausting and I’m so anxious and I need to be taken out of my head. Now.

There’s no better feeling than bouncing on it puppy style

Like yeah let me whimper and make little pathetic noises while I rock my hips up and down on your dick, I’m surprised you’re letting a little puppy like me get away with using you like my own personal toy hehe

royalty kink but i don't have the attitude or stuck up arguments of a prince. i just want to be dressed up in pretty ruffles/lace and pampered until im slammed into the sheets by a much bigger knight without having to think

i need to fuck him so bad i wanna make him cum a morbillion times and then put him in a warm bath n wash his hair for him n dry him off n wrap him in fluffy towels n feed him chocolate n yummy snacks n give him a nice massage then cuddle with him in a big mountain of pillows n watch stupid shitty reality tv while i run my fingers through his hair until he falls asleep with his head on my chest n a lil smile on his face

Literally me with him.

I love people who make me forget that I'm shy like, where have u been during, almost, my whole life? i mean, i missed you and i didnt even know who you were

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

Wanna hold his hand while his head is buried between my thighs 😇

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?