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“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”
so I saw a video and I took an opportunity
Now the idea of Prowl covered in glitter attempting to hug the twins is all I can think about. God help me I’m laughing too hard at this
doorwings replied to your post “Sides: “What’s wrong with glittery?” =U”
I feel personally attacked.
By glitter as a concept? If you wanna feel more attacked I can pour glitter on myself and threaten you with a hug =U
Current Status: AC Repair man came late at night for a late call(god bless you) and our Ring Doorbell went off. Sister texts dad in group chat to get the door. I go to the door and she’s just like what if he kills us.
Literally without skipping a beat my reply is I don’t really care sis I want air
Currently on a road trip to go to watch my mom and cousin go skydiving. Nervous but also excited for them!
This is it. This is Ratchet in two pictures and you cannot change my mind.
Obligatory Ratchet with kids VS Ratchet with these motherfuckers.
Dadchet
ratchet: everyone will love you raf! trust me
raf: that’s absurd ratchet, not everyone-
ratchet: who
raf: what-
ratchet, charging up his welders: GIMME THEIR NAMES
Shut that laptop down right now if you value what’s left of your innocence(if you have any).
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Insult Ingo and never be found again
Ingo is pointless (YouTube version)
(a lot of people made the joke when i posted front facing ingo on models-resource on twitter so i made this)