If Anyone Ever Sees This, I Present A Remix That Reminds Me Of The Subway Masters Because Why Not? It

Currently on a road trip to go to watch my mom and cousin go skydiving. Nervous but also excited for them!

My cat literally sleeps in the crook of my neck while purring into my ear. Don’t you dare say they don’t care about us.

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

     “You can not train a cat”

     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

He’s doing his best and that’s all that matters

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Reblogging this so I know where to find it later

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

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My workplace has a back entrance that if it’s armed a security alarm will go off. It went off at least six times last night. I internally went, ‘New drinking game: every time the alarm goes off we should take a shot.’

I don’t drink so I’ll just use water. I’ll be the most hydrated person at work if this keeps up.

It just keeps getting better

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Not as a concept—

But if you go through with that then I’ll simply cart you off to get clean myself and I won’t stop until every scrap of glitter, and paint, has been completely removed from both of our persons.

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Hey, Proooowl~

C'mere for a second.

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Are you absolutely certain you wish to continue this course of action?

The outside view of Earth 2020-2021 is just as embarrassing as the inside view.

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