I’m Laughing So Hard My Stomach Hurts.

My workplace has a back entrance that if it’s armed a security alarm will go off. It went off at least six times last night. I internally went, ‘New drinking game: every time the alarm goes off we should take a shot.’

I don’t drink so I’ll just use water. I’ll be the most hydrated person at work if this keeps up.

Ratchet: I’m gonna count to three and you better be in your room!

the idea that Optimus just sits in truck mode when he’s really pissed and/or giving the silent treatment is actually cute as fuck. how he’ll just sit there all day in truck mode. backing up into little hiding places.

like you try to talk to him and he probably just rumbles his engines grumpily in reply. then when he’s finally had enough, he just blasts his horn really loudly and then you know it’s time to leave

anyway screamer, warper, near death experiences aren't something to laugh about.

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That moment when you find a fanmade crossover material for two(or more) fandoms you thought you were the only one who would like to see combine

I’m crying rn you don’t understand how funny this is to me and I can’t explain it even if I tried

Just looking at this gives me anxiety.

so I saw a video and I took an opportunity

I just never want to lose this beauty

a moral dilemma