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Mother Nature really doesn’t want us to have a basement. STOP WITH THE RAIN PLEASE!!!

This post is gold and so is the crossover. You cannot change my mind. I love this so much!

kirby and the forgotten land spoiler with no context 🌅

spoiler with context: you have no idea how excited i was when kirby gets to turn into a truck for the final battle with Fecto Elfilis! the red color and flame design on it made me think of optimus prime immediately.

i’m sure they’re great friends :-)

I love this so much lmao

he needs a nap

(audio from this post)

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

Still haven’t emotionally recovered from seeing this. Scrolled past, scrolled back up, spit my drink and choked.

Even though I don’t have a lot of followers, I want to spread this to as many people as possible. Please, for the people you care about, let them know this because it could end up being a lifesaver.

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

I feel so vindicated rn

i’m currently obsessed with 3 different fandoms that have absolutely nothing in common and i want to write about a hundred thousand crossover fics

This is exactly what I need in life.

Momma hen Ratchet is best Ratchet.

Ratchet doesn’t like Miko the most out of the human children, which just translates to he worries about her the most out of the human children. And despite drawing Optimus Prime like, all the time. I still need so much practice with him. The Transformers: Prime version is just very difficult for me to draw some reason. Also,

Ratchet: “I don’t like the human children. They are all very annoying, especially Miko, I don’t understand how Bulkhead can tolerate her.”

Also Ratchet:

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IcbkTrQY4 👀

PD