Squeaky And Squirmy

I love this idea! Having Alice in Wonderland be reversed in the movie is such an interesting concept.

I know it will not happen but alternatively imagine Fairy Godmother (her actress has been confirmed to return) as the Villian in RoR 2. They downplay her so bad in descendant for the sake of others. #Let Fairy Godmother use her wand 2026. But imagine if the possessor of one of the most powerful objects in auradon and the caster of the Barrier spell was evil in this timeline.

Okay but is it bad to say upon hearing Rise of Red sequel has a new villain who seeks to take over Wonderland and have its power, I assumed it'd be a messed up version of Alice? The description for the film DOES say Red and Chloe have to face consquiences of time travel...and what's a bigger consquience then the changes to the story of Alice In Wonderland and in the process, Alice herself??? Granted its Descendants...so they wouldn't even consider it but like...

Does anyone know a FanFiction of the missing scenes between 11x08 + 11x09 where Stephanie tells Jackson about Samuel’s osteogenesis imperfecta and where April finds out?

If not could someone write one?

Kwami OCS (for concepts beginning with B)

Kioon the Bald Uakari of Bafflement

Atlannta the Griffin of Balance

Eiilin the Mule of Barrenness

Lammis the Porcupine of Bashfulness

Aoiife the Fleischmann’s Glass Frog of Beauty

Genesiis the Dickinsonia of Beginning

Faiith the Salman of Belief

Celiio of Colossal Squid of Belonging

Fuu the Colugo of Besetment

Caadan the Tundra Wolf of Betrayal

Mitsuu the Gemsbok of Bewilderment

Druuj the Blue Crowned Pigeon of Bias

Zoorah the Serpent of Birth

Mailli the Krill of Bitterness

Isidoore the the Secretary bird of Blessing

Oono the Naked Mole-Rat of Blindness

Kriim the Undulate of Bluntness

Giizi the Olm of Body

Loom the Hedgehog of Boredom

Merritt the Honey Badger of Boundaries

Abiir the Bear of Bravery

Pumbaa the Mongoose of Brevity

Caiin the Meerkat of Bribery

Tantuu the Boa Constrictor of Brilliance

Ammo the Hippopotamus Brutality

Zazzu the Warthog of Burden

Concepts beginning with A, Concepts beginning with W

Inspired by @mymiraclebox

If you have any suggestions for name animals you think fit the concepts better let me know

Frank and Alice Longbottom Headcannons

Alice Longbottom

Alice is a nickname for Adalheidis

Born on June 21st 1960

Between 5 and 5’2

Has heterochromia (one blue one violet eye)

Has fiery curly red hair with white strands throughout (it kind of like how Rhaenys Targaryen was suppose to look and is depicted in Panagiota Mylona’s fan art)

Lots of freckles

Is either a metamorphamgaus or a parseltounge (her dad is a metamorpmagus and her Mum is a parselmouth I do not know whose genetics would win.)

Her parents were best friends and she is the result of a one night stand

Has a large family including half and step siblings

Her mother, a Prewett married Florian Fortescue while her father a Griffiths married a Bulstrode. Both raised Alice as if she was there own.

Likes Floriograohy

Played Quiditch

Great at herbology

Was a hat stall between Gryffindor (where her brothers were) and Slytherin eventually Gryfindor won out because she wanted to be with Frank and she threaten the sorting hat saying that she would have her one of brothers set it on fire

Is childhood friends with Frank

In Lily and the Marauaders year (I know this is unlikely but I like it all we know was she was a respected Auror by the time she was tortured which was likely between 1984 and 1986 not in 1981 giving Alice plenty of time to be a respected Auror by the time she was tortured. It was a war which would give her more opportunities to prove herself and who knows with the ongoing war the Auror training that takes three years may have been cut back to get more Aurors out there.)

Augusta really dislikes her and only puts up with Alice because Frank threatened to go no contact

Had two abortions one on 1975 and the other iin early 1978, she also had a pregnancy scare in 1976 and a miscarriage in early 1979 before she got pregnant with Neville (her and Frank were kind of careless and according to statistics Nearly 1 in 5 births to teens, ages 15–19, are repeat births. Most (86%) are 2nd births Some teens are giving birth to a 3rd (13% of repeat births) or 4th up to 6th child (2% of repeat births) and About 1 in 5 sexually active teen mothers use the most effective types of birth control after they have given birth.)

Started dating Frank in 1974

Married Frank as soon as she could after graduation

Neville was an entirely planned baby. Frank and Alice wanted something permanent,a part of each other in case one of them did not survive the war.

Was mentored by Alastair Moody who was also her Uncle through marriage

Her father and many of her brothers were also Aurors.

Alice was generally liked but girls were jealous of her relationship with Frank which resulted in her being bullied

Was plump or Plus sized

Had insecurities about how she looked and would require lots of reassurance from Frank which he did not mind giving (he was an extremely understanding and caring boyfriend

Her insecurities were partly the result of her mother fat shaming her and favouring her stepsister

Her patronus was a Phoenix

Frank would call her Ace, Aces, Gem, Pearl, Flower, Al or Ali

Wore heels a lot due to her height difference from Frank

Stole his Quiditch jumpers all the time

Rarely wore her own clothes

Would steal food off Frank plate constantly

Besties with Pandora, Xenopholius, Edgar and Caradoc

Was also friends with Marlene, Lily, Emmeline, Dorcas, Sirius, James, Remus, Sybil, Ethan MacDogoual, Peter and others

Was friendly enough with Regulus although she mainly put up with him for Pandora’s sake

She and Marlene were co-godmothers to Harry ( I like either Marlene or Alice being his godmother and as I can not choose they are co godmothers. Harry has three godparents deal with it)

Despite being younger she was like the big sister Lily wished she had

Swears like a sailor to the point that Neville’s first word was b*tch

Was a bastard (she was legitimised after her seventh birthday)

Frank Longbottom

Frank’s full name is Francis Castor Joseph Kristopher Elroy Algernon Longbottom

His parents are Augusta and Elroy Longbottom

Mixed race (Augusta is black, Elroy is white)

Born January 17th 1957

Between 6’5 and 6’9 (I imagine the Longbottoms as really tall)

Heir to house Longbottom

Had an older brother who died at seventeen leading to Frank becoming heir at fourteen

Had four older sisters, one older brother, three younger brother, two younger sisters (one was stillborn)

Siblings names are in order Berniece, Cerenna, Deirdre, Emphyria, Aldous,(Frank) Genesis, Genavene, Hendrix, Isaias, and Jaqueline

Was in Gryfinndor

Adored Alice

He and Alice were in a secret relationship for almost two years because it made Alice more comfortable but all here wanted to do was tell people she was his girlfriend

Played Quiditch

Was Headboy and Quiditch captain

Asked Alice out dozens of times before she said yes despite her liking him as well. He later learnt that she though Frank had been joking all those times as she could never believe that a guy like him would want to be more than friends with a girl like her

Proposed 3 times before Alice said yes

Had two wedding ceremonies one with just him and Alice (and witnesses) and a big wedding with all there friends and family. The small ceremony was there favourite.

Followed in his father’s footsteps and became an Auror

Is not as gifted at herbology as Alice but likes it nonetheless

Quite popular

His weakness is Alice

He is cool and collected while Alice is hothead and temperamental

The only time he lost his cool was when someone dared to insult or make Alice uncomfortable (protective BFF/husband)

Pretended to act like he was annoyed by Alice stealing his clothes and food but he actually loved it

Alice calls him Frankie and she is the only one allowed to

Is quite confident unless he is with Alice then he gets nervous

Brought Alice breakfast in bed whenever he could when she was pregnant

Went no contact with his parents (his mother in particular) after Alice had been insulted one too many times. He told his mother and sisters if they could not be civil with Alice then to not talk to him until they could. Alice always came first.

Was there for both of Alice’s abortions and never blame her nor left her side. He wanted the children but he respected her decision he loves her and never resents her for not being ready to be a mum.

Frank did more housework then Alice

Every night he went home to Alice he would always keep her close in bed reassuring himself she was there and she was fine.

Older brother figure to the Marauders

Would often have to stop Alice from ending up in a fight

Other Headcannons

They were never tortured to insanity (who am I kidding that is canon. I take no arguments on this)

They both wanted a large family.

They had a large family. At least six kids excluding Neville. The only reason they slowed down was Alice’s health

Both rose through the ranks in the Auror Office

Alice became Head Auror

Frank became the Deputy head of the DMLE

Were members of the second order

Their family survived both wars

Took family picnics often

Gardened as a family

Cooked as a family

Had two wedding ceremonies one just for them (they eloped) the second was for family. No one beside the officiant and witnesses are aware of the elopement

Both of them saw through Dumbledore

Both Longbottoms had tattoos and piercings

Were partners at work and at home. They were known as the gamblers in the Auror office because they always took risks.

Frank and Alice rarely fought

Frank would often tease about how short she was and she would often call Frank an insufferable giant

Alice and Frank are magical soulmates (I take no criticism on this) and it is one of the reason Augusta eventually put up with Alice as she and Elroy were soulmates as well

Frank and Alice are very much in love, like extremely, they are head over heels for each other but they are also kick arse Aurors( there is absolutely NO CHEATING. I have read far to many fics for my liking that have one of Fralice cheating on the other. Give them any other storyline if you really want them to break up for a while in your fic before getting back together use one of Fralice’s parents hating their partner or they grow apart or they are a very different person around others or they break up after an abortion or if you really want to have a cheating storyline involving Fralice maybe that is how Fralice gets together by one or both of them cheating on their partner and the fall out of that. I absolutely hate the Fralice trope come up with something original cheating is not the only way to make them interesting.

Frank and Alice will sometimes use muggle fighting techniques on Death Eaters when they are bored

Did it like rabbits

Always touching each other (not always sexually it could be hugging, holding hands, a hand around the waist, head on shoulder)

Had a surprise baby at 40 (Alice) and 44 (Frank)

Most of their babies were unplanned but welcomed surprises (Frank is a little forgetful on the potion and charm side of things and Alice is so busy she doesn’t notice either.) eventually Frank had a vasectomy (or the wizard if counterpart) it worked for several years but then it reversed itself and we’ll surprise baby

Alice was pissed when she found out she was pregnant at forty and Frank slept on the couch for at least a week

Had most of their babies young so while the children were off at Hogwarts they could travel (it worked for the first few years before the surprise baby out there plans on hold)

Augusta did not like the fact that the women suceeding her as Lady Longbottom was a legitimatimized bastard but what she hated more was the fact her son dated Alice while she was a bastard. Augusta tolerated his friendship with the bastard (Alice) only because she came along with her family and they would not leave her home

Frank gave Alice hair combs and eventually began to make them so Alice has a large collection

The hair comb Headcannons was inspired by the fic And Then My Heart (With Pleasure Fills) by dehydrated_thot on Ao3 it is a Fem Neville Longbottom X Harry Potter (they are godsiblings) and Harry gives Niamh (fem neville) hair comb

I love Fralice so here are a few of my favourite fics with them in it

Just the two of us by dancerchic16 on Wattpad & Ao3 (incomplete but I love it) they are the main focus

Waterloo by auroraleigh1856 (ongoing but Fralice is a nice side pairing and I love it) Waterloo is a muggle Au and the main pairing is Jily it is currently in Frank.net

Armada by auroraleigh1856 (essentially a forbidden love take on Fralice with no Voldemort. It is a long shot) It is on both Ao3 and ff.net

Marauders: Growing up by Loadsofrandomness (Fralice is a side pairing) covers year 1-5 of Hogwarts

Marauders: Fighting back by Loadsofrandomness (sequel to Marauders: growing up) covers sixth year till October 1980 (it is completed and is the second in Loadofrandomness’ Marauders series the author is currently writing the 3rd instalment and has several more planned 7 in total last time I checked their page on ff.net) the stories are on both ff.net and Ao3

Amateurs at war by Natalie.Ana on both ff.net and a03 (the fic is currently incomplete and I do not know if the author is going to continue it but it is a great fic

The bonds we trust by rocks-my-socks on ff.net (Au where the Longbottoms are not tortured, take in Harry, Frank proves Sirius innocence and there are hints of wolf star in the last few chapters)

Only the Good Die Young by intothewilder& pinkpeppermintpatties on a03 (Fralice is a sidepairing

The Marauders by SilverThestral on ao3 (Fralice is a side pairing)

Of Arrogant Toerags and Rabid Redheads by messengeroflove on ao3 (Fralice is a side pairing)

Robbie Hood

What the hell is this name? Robbie Hood seriously. I cannot take that seriously. That cannot be his full name it has to be a nickname.

I am now head cannoning his full name as Roland Robert Hood or Roland of Locksley/ Sherwood. Ouat had a much better name for Robin's son but then again they did name his daughter Robin as well so...

Also what the hell he has an older brother in the books called Bobby seriously you are telling me Robin and Marian named their kids Bobby and Robbie?

My Kwamis (Concepts beginning with W)

Arees the Lernean Hydra of War

Chii the Squrriel of Wariness

Orra the Orca of Warning

 Agnii the Armadillo of Warmth

Aegiir the Sea Serpent of Water

Sliim the  Zooplankton of Weakness

Lakshmii the Cornucopia of Wealth

Mii the Sloth of Weariness

Crooak the Frog of Weather

Occidenta the Bear of the West

Ajabbu the Okapi of Wildness

Wiild the Tasmanian Devil of Wilderness

Frosst the Snowy Owl of Winter

Geenie the Fae of Wishes

Barrn the Great Horned Owl of Wisdom

Hoo the Snowy Owl of Wit

Maarch the Hare of Wonderfulness

Dorri the Ostrich of Worry

Concepts beginning with A, Concepts beginning with B

Inspired by @mymiraclebox

If you have any suggestions for animals/ names you think fit better for a concept let me know.

Hook Sibling Ages

How old does everyone see the hook siblings? Personally I see Harriet as one of the first kids born on the Isle of the Lost so in D3 I See her as 22 to 21, Harry is said to be 19 at the end of D3, CJ is around 15 in WW so she is around 17 and Hazel at 10ish.

In ROR Uma says it's been 30 Years since Auradon and therefore the isle was created but I believe she was rounding up. Morgan Dudley said it was a 'couple of years' on her live. So, I like to put RoR at about 5-6 years after D3. If Hazel is the same age as Red and Chloe, then she'd be around 15-16 in D5 making her 10ish when the barrier came down.

So, Harriet is 2-3 years older than Harry, Harry is 2 years older than CJ and CJ is 6-7 years older than Hazel.

I saw a post a few months back on here but I can’t remember who it was by and it driving me nuts. I think it was hc post but it was one specific part that I’m trying to remember it was about Steph Duke and Jason calling each other Narrows, Alley (?) and something else respectively and for the life on me I can’t remember.

The Heart Siblings & the QoH

Quinlynn is the eldest child of the Queen of Hearts. She was taken just before the barrier between auradon and wonderland was put up ending the war. She was raised by Bridget's cousin Allaria (The Queen of Spades) on the Isle of the Lost, it was Allaria who opened the Queen of Hearts salon.

Quinlynn never forgot her mother and Iracebeth made sure that never happened. Losing her firstborn and her favourite cousin took the last of the kindness left in Bridget helping transform her into the tyrant we know. Bridget ensured Allaria's territory remained untouched allowing the King of Spades to rule as Regent until the day she was invited back into Auradon and could rescue both her cousin and her child from the Isle.

Red was born when Quinlynn was about 10 years old. The Queen was not ready to have another child for a long time still grieving her firstborn. With her an her Husband (The Red King's) different schedules it took them a while to conceive even after the began trying. The QoH distance to Red was to keep her from getting attached in case her second born was taken as well.

Pink is a Timeline messed up baby. In the original timeline the QoH swore of having children after Quinlynn was taken but needed an Heir in this Timeline Quinlynn was never taken and the QoH never swore of having children. Red has several older siblings born from the QoH and the RK.

I want Robbie to be ginger in D5 as in the movie Robin Hood was a Red Fox. Does it matter? No not at all but i still want him to have orangey Red Hair.