LITEARLLY THEM OH MY DAYS

what if instead of mouthwashing it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴washing and instead of Jimmy taking responsibility he jorked his peanits

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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trying to open Tumblr in public when your entire feed is full of horny ass oomfs and lolisho is like playing fnaf night 5 on nightmare mode

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PROSHIP SHIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW PROSHIP!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF(I have a proship voice lol) AND THEY ALL STARTED SHARING THEIR PROSHIP OTPS😭😭

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Reblog if you want to be hypnotized into a brainwashed bimbo, a horny pet, or just a needy, helpless mess. Or if you want a hug!