How'd I Dislocate My Hip By Sleeping 😭

I THOUGHT THE MYSTERY SPOT EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. THAT WAS HORRIFYING.

Dick Grayson has hEDS (hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome).

that’s it. that’s my headcanon 👍

sometimes being chronically ill is laying on the floor in pain while the cat tries his very best to help

Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

I'm going to say yes just because of the brain matter he lost. While obviously he does still have a brain, he lost enough to cause quite a bit of damage.

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Today's the day!

Any other chronically I'll people have the experience as a kid where they just Didn't Feel Good? That kind where you couldn't describe your symptoms, or pinpoint anything specifically wrong with you, other than just feeling bad. That definitely should've been more of a red flag.

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

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Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like