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Anybody else with ehlers danlos syndrome have sway back?

Idk how to fix it, but I was wondering if anyone else does this

friends

The bat kids are on a mission:

Damian: We need more help, maybe is should call my friends

Tim: your what?

Damian annoyed: my friends.

Dick genuinely happy that Damian has friends: Is he saying friends?

Jason: I think he's being sarcastic

Tim who also kinda delirious: no no this is dellurim he's being cracked from being awake all night, Gets in Damian's face HEY Damian all your friends are in this room

Damian one word from going full murder gremlin: I have other friends!

Damian: Grayson asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! it was a task, I complete tasks

Jason full of teasing and sarcasm: that's so great, I cant wait to meet them

Dick, all happy that Damian listened to him: Damian you listened to me!

Dick pulls Damian into a hug: I'm so proud of you!

Wait, for real?

I have beef with celery now like how does a vegetable have better connective tissue than I do????

(Clarification I am not saying I ate beef with celery I’m saying I wanna fight celery)

I THOUGHT THE MYSTERY SPOT EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. THAT WAS HORRIFYING.

Are Jason Todd stans really out here cribbing about Dick and Damian content ? Are you fr right now ? Just saw someone say they "hate how Dick treats Jason" with reference to Dick attempting to adopt Jason in his original origin story. Dick has NEVER mistreated Jason during his Robin days. In fact, Dick NEVER mistreats Jason even after Jason -

(a) attempted to kill Tim in Titans Tower

(b) attempted to kill Tim and Damian during Battle for the Cowl

(c) actually killed people wearing the Nightwing suit leading to the city and police thinking their hero Nightwing had turned evil

(d) attempted to forcibly unclothe Dick and a minor Damian in front of cameras.

Please Jason Todd stans. Your singular fixation on a fictional character is understandable. Even sympathetic. But don't try to INVENT negative stories about other characters just to make your uwu fav the best there is. That's just plain whining and it is entirely pathetic to watch that breakdown.

Do you know why so many folks Dick and Damian's relationship? I can take it or leave it Damian but whose heart didn't fill up with fondness when Dick returned from Spyral and received THAT welcome hug from Damian? What did Jason do? Punch Dick. Remember, this was after Jason had laughed mockingly at Dick's funeral (in the scrapped issue that was replaced with Nightwing #30). Remember, there is precedence to such behaviour from Jason. When Talia and Deathstroke got Chemo dropped on Bludhaven with Nightwing in the city, Jason was confronting Batman. At Batman's dismayed expression at Chemo's touchdown, Jason mocked Bruce with the loss of Dick.

So please can it with the "how could Dick mistreat Damian?" because some folks wrote fics on Dick and Damian but not Dick and Jason. Maybe if Jason hadn't been so committed to being a murderer and a serial killer? Who knows then.

But then again, imagine being jealous of a child who discarded so much of his lifetime learnings and embraced the philosophy of compassion and empathy that Dick endeavours to follow every day and set as an example for his younger teammates.

If anyone's body naturally produces sticky hands, it's Alex

Sticky hand wall update

So far, I think we Epic fans have mutually agreed on 3 things:

1) Penelope is taller than Odysseus

2) Polites was holding the infant when he appeared in the Underworld saga

3) Odysseus tucked his hair behind his ear when he sang “Penelope why, you know I’m too shy”