The Next Time They Tell You Americans Are “happy” With Their Employer Provided Health Insurance Remember

The way he moves so slowly to start off, giving Ahsoka plenty of warning, is just so pure to me

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A Timeline of Dick Grayson's Unrelenting Trauma Era (circa 2004-2006 in comics)

So as I was coincidentally reading the Outsiders (2003) and Teen Titans (2003) runs, I became gradually aware that some of the events were overlapping timeline with the Batfamily "War Games" arc. As I had previously become aware that "War Games" overlapped both the Blockbuster + Tarantula arc (Nightwing) AND Under the Red Hood, I became shocking aware of how many new traumas were rapidly piling onto Dick Grayson in very quick succession across multiple ongoing series.

So I did a lot of reading of both specific comics that I had read--and summaries of a few that I hadn't-- to do my best to make a definitive timeline of this absurdly stressful period in Dick Grayson's life. (Most of which seems to have occurred with around 6 months or less).

Google Docs

Dick Grayson Trauma Timeline

Dick Grayson’s Unrelenting Trauma Era Please bear in mind that unless otherwise indicated, each event (in the sections on Blockbuster + Tara

(I am no expert so feel free to add/clarify anything that I may have overlooked or misinterpreted).

Real classical literature bitches know that Achilles was in fact just a whiny twink who wanted to live on a farm with his bf and Patroclus was in fact terrifying and incredibly brave. Sick seeing the mischaracterization of these two.

They don't have a Spiderman shoulder brace :(

Collecting the Spider-Man brace set slowly but surely… I have both and got my wrist one more recently due to falling and injuring my wrist some how (heds and dyspraxia moment)

being a spoonie is kinda like

oh good it’s midday and my spoons are here let’s take a look, spoon, spoon, that’s a fork, why is this spoon made of melting candle wax, holyshitamouse, spoon, spoon, those are tongs, spoon, who put the cheese grater in my spoon drawer

Okay but why is no one talking about MY BABY JAI?! HE A WHOLE SENATOR NOW! CONGRATS JAI!

No anatomy just darkness

I cannot believe I have made jokes about Kanan fist fighting a Sith for years only for Ezra Bridger to actually do it in canon this is the greatest day of my life

Looking back, I remembered he was high when he said this

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.