Don't Touch The Child

U better hope I know xhosa before I'm 31

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Airway, Breathing, Circulation. Get it together, Tim

Dick: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Tim: A... Bone...

Jason and Damian: Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Favorite color: red

Last song: 4:00 AM by Taeko Onuki

Currently reading: nothing. I read like 20 one-shots per day

Last movie: Across the Spider-Verse

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?: Salty

Currently working on: like 3 fanfictions

Tagging: no one. I have no friends except the ones who tagged me in this.

Favorite color: Dark purple or neon blue.

Last song: "The Mariners Revenge" (Why does the best animatic for it have ads? That should be an actual crime)

Currently reading: Aurora webcomic (for the third time) and Magnus Chase (for the third time as well)

Last movie: Return of the Jedi.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?: Honestly, any, but I would prefer sweet or savory a little over spicy.

Currently working on: Two theories for Apex Legends. One about Xiomara (Vantage) potentially being a clone and another about Seer being potentially a void user.

Tagging:@raointean @kirbys-lover

Why must this happen

febuwhump september special: 20 prompts that didn't make it into febuwhump 2024

as per popular request, here are 20 extra prompts submitted by febuwhump followers at the beginning of the year that didn't make it through the popular vote for this year's febuwhump event.

there are no rules, no win conditions, no ao3 collection: just 20 prompts to spark inspiration that i particularly liked and was disappointed not to see get used.

and if you tag the blog @febuwhump or use the tag #febuspecial the blog will share a random assortment that it comes across!

a perfect opportunity to create something this september!!

plain text prompts under the cut:

DAY 1: amputation

DAY 2: body modification

DAY 3: bear trap

DAY 4: warzone

DAY 5: trust fall

DAY 6: missed connections

DAY 7: spinal injury

DAY 8: cannibalism

DAY 9: blood oath

DAY 10: bones

DAY 11: missing person’s report

DAY 12: apocalypse

DAY 13: blunt forced trauma

DAY 14: sharp objects

DAY 15: thunderstorm

DAY 16: noose

DAY 17: explosive vest

DAY 18: cosmic horror

DAY 19: lost child

DAY 20: crybaby

I'm going to say yes just because of the brain matter he lost. While obviously he does still have a brain, he lost enough to cause quite a bit of damage.

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Hell you mean he’s gonna be in THE ACTUAL ISLAND OF ITHACA???

Captain GET OFF THAT BOAT RN BEFORE POSEIDON GETS HIS RING NOTIF

Also Jorge thank you from the bottom of my heart that you’re not holding at 10 pm so I’m only crying at 11:30 and not 12:30 am

also the entire cast is going? That’s so coo-

……

wait a minute.

THIS MEANS THAT POLITIES, EURYLOCHUS, PERIMEDES, ELPENOR ETC ARE GETTING BACK TO ITHACA AFTER ALL 😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭🤍😭

Looking back, I remembered he was high when he said this

My dad said the most philosophical thing last night:

"No matter how hard things get, just remember that somewhere out there, in the middle of the Columbian jungle, there is a sloth that wants nothing more than for you to pet it."

And that is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard.

Bro 💀

From chapter 1 of Madeline Miller's "The Song of Achilles"