me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Being a vegan is a lot like being a neckbeard. It's not about the fedora on your head, it's about the fedora on your heart.
So if someone says you look and sound vegan, they're saying you give off a vibe that you have health issues bordering on serious and refuse to admit that the decisions you've made might have a causal relationship.
Like a guy who complains he gets no sleep but drinks an entire pot of coffee before bed? That's a vegan.
Dude who doesn't know why he has tetanus after he nailed his hand to the floor with the rustiness nail he could find? Vegan.
Dude who just doesn't get why he needs his stomach pumped after swallowing a full litre of bleach? Vegan.
Your vegan trait is giving off an aura of depression but voluntarily using Discord.
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
moodboard for when you are fatigued, tired, sick or not doing well and you are dead
This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.
mmmmmmmm trauma
pov you just came back from recess and ur still feeling that high. you sit down and the first thing you see is this
I made a thing:) @snapscube
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Lemons! Limes! Oranges! You can do this with pretty much all citrus! Candied Lemon Peel 2 cups water 2 cups white sugar The peels of 3 lemons
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any pronouns🍊what is genderinsanity enjoyerI might be a little autistic
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