"the Ides Of March". "neil Banging Out The Tunes". "superputinelection"

Lemons! Limes! Oranges! You can do this with pretty much all citrus! Candied Lemon Peel 2 cups water 2 cups white sugar The peels of 3 lemons

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As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Maybe Trump isn't so bad after all I got my cooking tiktoks back 🥰

i hope you can’t ever get your propaganda pasta to be al dente

Mark my words, when the FNAF movie comes out, Matthew Lillard’s Afton will steal every scene he’s in, and join the Holy Trinity of video game movie villains alongside Jack Black’s Bowser and Jim Carrey’s Robotnik.

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

dude i think nintendo really tried to draw out link’s sexiness in this game, first of all hair down is the default, we start off in a slutty little skirt (see pic) and take like an hour to get the matching shirt on the other side of the great sky islands which is barely a shirt anyway just cloth covering half his chest so im convinced they just wanted us to run around like this for a while

then he gets multiple outfits showing so much skin in a revealing way with gaps and slopes, shawls, and frills that are associated with feminine clothing and has lipstick on one of his headgears.

he’s so fucking gender nonconforming in this game it’s crazy but it’s even better because it’s without the orientalism of the gerudo vai outfit, then in the final cutscene he’s deliberately programmed to be shirtless (and headgear-less) no matter what you were wearing before

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt.