“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

I love you, George Takei.

thank god for victoria day

dude i think nintendo really tried to draw out link’s sexiness in this game, first of all hair down is the default, we start off in a slutty little skirt (see pic) and take like an hour to get the matching shirt on the other side of the great sky islands which is barely a shirt anyway just cloth covering half his chest so im convinced they just wanted us to run around like this for a while

then he gets multiple outfits showing so much skin in a revealing way with gaps and slopes, shawls, and frills that are associated with feminine clothing and has lipstick on one of his headgears.

he’s so fucking gender nonconforming in this game it’s crazy but it’s even better because it’s without the orientalism of the gerudo vai outfit, then in the final cutscene he’s deliberately programmed to be shirtless (and headgear-less) no matter what you were wearing before

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt.

glados miku ^_^

everyone say thank you hideo kojima

Lemons! Limes! Oranges! You can do this with pretty much all citrus! Candied Lemon Peel 2 cups water 2 cups white sugar The peels of 3 lemons

{watch}

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species