You Know, I Was Pretty Skeptical When Horikoshi Introduced The ‘Todoroki’s Mom’s New Boyfriend,

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I'm gonna lose so many followers over this but anyone who ships UA teachers x students or bakudeku. Please do not bring bakudeku near me. I've seen too much of that shit on tumblr and tiktok. It's abusive and not cool and we shouldnt be romanticizing abuse like "if he's mean to you, he likes you." Theres a difference between being moody and downright being an asshole and telling someone to kill themselves

Literally ship anything else

Edit: if you ship Eri with anyone then my friend will come to your house and steal your kneecaps

Every time I find a new ship I think “I’ve never shipped a ship as hard as this. I’ll never find one I love more”

Like and reblog if you’re asexual

OR if you believe that asexuality is real. I’m trying to prove a point here.

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Why would you something so sad but true?

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

Does it bother you that Tony’s ex-boyfriend is here to compete for him?

Warning: Not Steve Friendly.

Sam Wilson ( Local Good Boy ™): Uh, bothers me? No. Irks me? Yeah. I mean, I like Steve, he’s a good guy and all, but I just don’t think he’s good for him. And don’t get me wrong, we’ve all been dicks to Tony. The Avengers team, I mean. And I’m sure that Steve feels just as guilty as the rest of us, but after hearing what went down in Siberia…Let’s just say I don’t want them together anytime soon.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™): I probably shouldn’t be saying this on camera, but I want to strangle the guy. Super soldier or not. I don’t know why he’s here for, like, I know for a fact Tony won’t pick him. Just the other day I saw the motherfucker trying to corner Tony in the kitchen and force him to talk with him. I mean, that’s what I saw. So yeah, I don’t want that spangled bitch and his hot ass breath in here. And certainly not in a relationship with Tony. after all the shit he’s put my best friend through, he’s lucky I don’t put him in the Raft myself.

T'Challa Udaku (Literally a King ™): I can’t say that the Captain’s presence disturbs me, but I can’t say that it pleases me, either. For the most part, I’m indifferent towards Mr. Rogers. He’s irrelevant to me. But after what he did to Anthony, I can sure say that he leaves a bitter taste in my mouth when I think about him. Do not misunderstand me. I’m not innocent. I have left Anthony behind, too, and I take full responsibility for my actions. All I can do is hope that Anthony will forgive me.

Bucky Barnes (Ex- Assassin also murdered his parents ) First of all, let me just say that I love Steve. That punk is my brother and he’ll stay that way till the end of the line. But he’s Tony’s ex for a reason. And after the whole Civil War thing, I think its best for them to stay separated for a while. For Steve to realize what he did wrong and realize how he hurt Tony. I know it sounds kind of hypocritical coming from me, but you have to keep in mind that I wasn’t Tony’s boyfriend then. I wasn’t even his friend. But Steve was. And you don’t do what Steve did to someone you’re supposed to love. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Bruce Banner (Friendzone ™): …Honestly, It kind of does. Look, I know how the world sees Steve. The perfect man, the war veteran who can do no wrong, and the hero whose motives may not be questioned and whose opinions are always right. But what the world seems to forget is that: Steve is still human. And humans hurt others–its what we do. And Steve hurt Tony, yeah, but he hurt me too. When he let Wanda join the team after what she did to me, what she did to Tony…I don’t think I feel good around him anymore. But one thing I’m sure about is that I have Tony’s back no matter what.

Peter Quill (Celestial Being ™): I don’t know Mr. America all that much, but I know he needs to back the hell off. I just know that there’s something off about the guy that Tony and the others won’t tell me, but I see how Tony loses that spark in his eyes everytime he comes in the room and how he flinches away every time Rogers reaches for him– which is creepy as fuck, by the way. But I ain’t scared of him. My girlfriend chews and spits out guys ten times his size before breakfast. and I came here to win. If Rogers dreams of getting Tony back, he’s gonna be a sad son of a bitch, ill tell you that. You hear that, Mr. Big Dick Steve? Meet me in the fucking ditch, asshole.

Scott Lang (Human Disaster ™): It’s messy, dude. Like, I like Steve and whatever, hell I went to war with him, but… I just don’t know. I don’t feel comfortable with him around me or Tony. And yeah, I don’t know the guy all that much, but I can feel that I’m starting to care about him. And I’m not saying that Steve enjoyed himself because I don’t think he did, but these type of decisions make you question things about the people you thought you knew. ‘Would he do the same to me?’ Type of questions. Kinda scary.

Thor (Human Corgi ™): … Friend Steven certainly shocked me with his behavior towards my beautiful Anthony. And for a time, rage and bitterness blossomed in my heart at the sight of Friend Steven. When we crossed paths, I wanted to hurt him. To bring agony upon him, to show him how it feels to be hurt by a friend. But now, all that is left is the sour taste of disappointment and sadness. In Friend Steven, but most of all, in myself. I have hurt Anthony before. There is no excuse for me. But my beloved has a gentle heart, full of forgiveness and kindness. Even for the ones who don’t deserve it.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™): The mortal made my list. Has it not been for Stark’s pleading of letting him alive, I would have transformed him into a rat and stepped on him. Rogers is lucky I have a weakness for misgardians with chocolate eyes and soft lips, otherwise, he’d be buried six feet under the ground with my spit on his grave. I don’t understand why Stark doesn’t want him dead.

Stephen Strange (Better Than All of You Because PHDs ™): I think the problem with Mr. Rogers is that he doesn’t know when to back off. To give people the space they need to heal. He’s stubborn. And a stubborn man who ignores the feelings of others can be dangerous. I…worry about him. About Tony. We try to keep them apart as much as possible, but I think it’ll be beneficial for both of them if they would actually talk. And they will. After Rogers realizes what he did was unnecessary and twisted. That is all.

Where would you take Tony for your first date?

Steve ( The Salty Ex ™) : I would take him to an Italian restaurant, oh my gosh, he loves Italian food so much. He gets so excited everytime someone mentions different Italian recipes or foods, because he knows so much about it. There was a nice restaurant where we used to go to every Saturday night before… Yeah. It’s where we had our first kiss. I’d like to take him there again.

Bucky Barnes ( Former Assassin™ who also murdered his parents ): Uh, I’d just stay home, actually. Ever since the whole ‘Winter Soldier’ business, I don’t always feel comfortable with going out and I feel like Tony would understand that. I’d arrange a movie night, just the two of us, with all his favorite films and snacks. I’d cook his favorite food, too. And then just…get to know him better, I guess. God, I hope he’ll like it.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™ ): I’d take Tony to a children’s hospital, actually. No, listen, the guy adores children. They make him so happy, everytime they try to shake his hand or ask for an autograph or something like that. He doesn’t always have the time to, you know, visit the hospitals or organisations that he sponsors, so I know he’ll be happy to see the kids. We’ll go, play with the kids for a while, and then go home and have some dinner and Star Trek marathon.

T'Challa Nudaku ( Literally a King ™ ): Wakanda. Anthony has shown interest in our technology for a long time now, and I think a visit to my homeland would make him very happy. Also, he has a curious nature, so I feel like he wouldn’t only stop at technology and the study of vibranium only, but everything about Wakanda. The culture, the legends, the people, the food, everything. It’s just how he is. I’m confident he will accept my date offer. Or, I hope so, otherwise Shuri is going to fulfill her promise. “I will kick your furry ass if you fail to make Tony Stark my brother-in-law” she says…What’s a furry

?Peter Quill ( Celestial Being ™) : A planetarium. Starlight is in love with space. I remember the first time we arrived on earth, Stark wouldn’t let me go at all. We spent all night talking about space, and aliens, and planets. He was so excited to learn about it all, it was adorable. So yeah, planetarium it is. Then a movie, and dinner at the tower followed by slow dancing in the middle of the room. Perfect date if you ask me.

Bruce Benner ( Friendzone ™) : A picnic in the lab. I mean, I’d have an ACTUAL picnic, in the park, but Tony doesn’t really like nature. So yeah, I’ll make an attempt to make Tony’s favorite pasta dish– It’s Carbonara– and fail miserably, then order take out and eat it on the floor of his workshop while Jarvis plays soft jazz music.

Scott Lang ( Human Disaster ™ ) : Take him to an open mic standup comedy show! The guy needs to laugh more. I don’t actually know the guy that much, I’ve talked to him for like, 5 seconds, so…yeah, that’s all I’ve got. God, I need to spend time with him if I want to win.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™) : I’d take Stark to one of those public role pretending activities you mortals have, a what, t-theatre play? Theatre play, yes! I’d take him to one of those. And perhaps something exciting will happen if the things get too boring… Nothing drastic, of course. Maybe one of the players will end up dressed as one of the ladies in the crowd. Or no clothes at all. Anything to make Stark laugh.

Thor Odinson ( Human Corgi ™ ) : A CARNIVAL! I’D TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL! WHERE WE CAN EAT SWEET PINK CLOUDS AND RIDE IN THE HUGE SPINNING DONUT AND SHARE A KISS LIKE IN THAT MOVING FILM WITH THAT SHY BOY MEETING HIS TRUE LOVE I’VE SEEN WITH SON OF SPIDERS LAST WEEK! Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to yell. But everytime I think of Anthony, my sweet soon to be bride, I just, I JUST GET VERY EXCITED! LIKE NOW! I JUST WANT TO TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL AND WIN HIM LOTS OF PRIZES AND GIVE HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES! …Sorry.

Stephen Strange ( Better Than All Of You Because PHDs ™) : I’d take Tony out for burgers and milkshakes. Call me old school, but I think that would make him happy. I would also take him to my home where I would perform magic tricks for him, then we’d debate for hours arguing about magic and how it doesn’t make sense. But I like our debates, he gets so passionate about it. It’s cute. Then we’d call Peter over so we can help him with his homework. Oh, and Peter? I know who drank my orange juice, you better pick one up on your way home to replace it or so help me–