After The Second Or Third Snap

This one minute clip from Scooby-doo And Guess-Who is almost better than Batman's entire filmography

 peek into X and EX’s messages

hc that if u lift shouto up he does the longcat thing

bonus:

(from b99)

Drunk Strawhats are Drunk

Luffy: Steals a box of cheerios from the pantry and screams “DONUT SEEDS!!”

Zoro: Passes out on deck and screams “I WASN’T ASLEEP DAMMIT” when someone touches him and then pass out

Sanji: Brings a can of sardines to Chopper and asks if he can fix his buddies and cries

Nami: Hugs the main mast and says “we’re having a moment” when someone asks

Usopp: *throws plastic balls on people* “GET BACK INSIDE, YOU DAMN POKEMON”

Robin: *bumps the main mast* *apologizes*

Franky: “Yo, I can’t hear you. It’s super dark in here”

Brook: *to a mannequin* “Would you be so kind as to show me your panties?”

Bonus: Ace, Sabo, Law

Ace: *Picks up a bar of chocolate* *holds it up to his ear* “New phone who dis?”

Sabo: *shows a picture of himself to people* “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??”

Law: *sprays the floor with disinfectant*

Where would you take Tony for your first date?

Steve ( The Salty Ex ™) : I would take him to an Italian restaurant, oh my gosh, he loves Italian food so much. He gets so excited everytime someone mentions different Italian recipes or foods, because he knows so much about it. There was a nice restaurant where we used to go to every Saturday night before… Yeah. It’s where we had our first kiss. I’d like to take him there again.

Bucky Barnes ( Former Assassin™ who also murdered his parents ): Uh, I’d just stay home, actually. Ever since the whole ‘Winter Soldier’ business, I don’t always feel comfortable with going out and I feel like Tony would understand that. I’d arrange a movie night, just the two of us, with all his favorite films and snacks. I’d cook his favorite food, too. And then just…get to know him better, I guess. God, I hope he’ll like it.

Rhodey Rhodes ( The One Who’ll Probably Win ™ ): I’d take Tony to a children’s hospital, actually. No, listen, the guy adores children. They make him so happy, everytime they try to shake his hand or ask for an autograph or something like that. He doesn’t always have the time to, you know, visit the hospitals or organisations that he sponsors, so I know he’ll be happy to see the kids. We’ll go, play with the kids for a while, and then go home and have some dinner and Star Trek marathon.

T'Challa Nudaku ( Literally a King ™ ): Wakanda. Anthony has shown interest in our technology for a long time now, and I think a visit to my homeland would make him very happy. Also, he has a curious nature, so I feel like he wouldn’t only stop at technology and the study of vibranium only, but everything about Wakanda. The culture, the legends, the people, the food, everything. It’s just how he is. I’m confident he will accept my date offer. Or, I hope so, otherwise Shuri is going to fulfill her promise. “I will kick your furry ass if you fail to make Tony Stark my brother-in-law” she says…What’s a furry

?Peter Quill ( Celestial Being ™) : A planetarium. Starlight is in love with space. I remember the first time we arrived on earth, Stark wouldn’t let me go at all. We spent all night talking about space, and aliens, and planets. He was so excited to learn about it all, it was adorable. So yeah, planetarium it is. Then a movie, and dinner at the tower followed by slow dancing in the middle of the room. Perfect date if you ask me.

Bruce Benner ( Friendzone ™) : A picnic in the lab. I mean, I’d have an ACTUAL picnic, in the park, but Tony doesn’t really like nature. So yeah, I’ll make an attempt to make Tony’s favorite pasta dish– It’s Carbonara– and fail miserably, then order take out and eat it on the floor of his workshop while Jarvis plays soft jazz music.

Scott Lang ( Human Disaster ™ ) : Take him to an open mic standup comedy show! The guy needs to laugh more. I don’t actually know the guy that much, I’ve talked to him for like, 5 seconds, so…yeah, that’s all I’ve got. God, I need to spend time with him if I want to win.

Loki ( God Of Mischief ™) : I’d take Stark to one of those public role pretending activities you mortals have, a what, t-theatre play? Theatre play, yes! I’d take him to one of those. And perhaps something exciting will happen if the things get too boring… Nothing drastic, of course. Maybe one of the players will end up dressed as one of the ladies in the crowd. Or no clothes at all. Anything to make Stark laugh.

Thor Odinson ( Human Corgi ™ ) : A CARNIVAL! I’D TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL! WHERE WE CAN EAT SWEET PINK CLOUDS AND RIDE IN THE HUGE SPINNING DONUT AND SHARE A KISS LIKE IN THAT MOVING FILM WITH THAT SHY BOY MEETING HIS TRUE LOVE I’VE SEEN WITH SON OF SPIDERS LAST WEEK! Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to yell. But everytime I think of Anthony, my sweet soon to be bride, I just, I JUST GET VERY EXCITED! LIKE NOW! I JUST WANT TO TAKE ANTHONY TO A CARNIVAL AND WIN HIM LOTS OF PRIZES AND GIVE HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF KISSES! …Sorry.

Stephen Strange ( Better Than All Of You Because PHDs ™) : I’d take Tony out for burgers and milkshakes. Call me old school, but I think that would make him happy. I would also take him to my home where I would perform magic tricks for him, then we’d debate for hours arguing about magic and how it doesn’t make sense. But I like our debates, he gets so passionate about it. It’s cute. Then we’d call Peter over so we can help him with his homework. Oh, and Peter? I know who drank my orange juice, you better pick one up on your way home to replace it or so help me–

DILFs Just Wanna Have Fun: Issues 1 & 2

Some background info: Last year I put out these comics as physical products on my st0re (where they are still available, btw!!) and it’s still one of my favourite projects I’ve ever done!! this was peak soft dad tony era for me and I was missing it, so here’s my attempt to keep it alive 🔥

Issue #1 is a day in the life of retired superhero house hubby Tony. Issue #2 is a little folded zine-style comic with moments from 2 father-daughter road trips -  guest starring the Langs. enjoy!!

my store | free printable version of Issue #2

man if this doesnt lead up to either the touya reveal or natsuo punching endeav*r in the face im fr suing

Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

Gwenpool Strikes Back (2019)

I FINALLY FNISHED HIS BUILD SO I MADE THIS🤲🏻