#SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT GOTHAM KNIGHTS #BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS #DICK FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A BAT BEHIND BRUCE’S HEAD #DRAMATICALLY POSING AND GROWLING ‘I’M BATMAN’ #WHILE HIS OTHER AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN GATHER ROUND TO ROAST HIM #TIM’S VOICE AS HE READS OUT ‘IN THE EVENT OF MY DEATH AT THE HANDS OF… CRAZYQUILT??’ #AND CRYING ‘YOU PROMISED WE’D HAVE DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILYYYYYY’ #AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN ALLOF THEM
The doodle was by me and the quote was from the lovely @incorrect-waynemanor ✨
for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
reasons deadpool needs to be in the mcu
Hermes is one of my favorite gods, as I'm a world traveler, and he's the patron god of Travelers. I think he embodies the joyful, serendipitous nature of wandering and discovery in a new land. Hermes, God of diplomacy, commerce, travelers and trade. He was the only one with the power to enter the underworld. Initially he was portrayed as middle aged with dark beard and long locks, but later he was portrayed as a beardless youth, which is what i went for. He created the first musical instruments, the LYRE and FLUTE, and, interestingly, was the father of Goat legged PAN. He also invented the alphabet and numbers. He was also the god of sleep, and could put mortals to sleep or wake them up with his wand.
The son of a celestial goddess Pleiad, he has connections to astronomy, (as can be seen in the constellations above), and astrology, (as can be seen in the zodiac signs surrounding his herald’s wand). As a psychopomp, he is tasked with leading dead spirits to the underworld, making him a true ally to humankind. His golden wing-tipped helmet and sandals, fashioned by Hephaestus the weaponsmith god, allow speedy travel on his errands. On the earth below are stone landscape markers, called Herma.
Batman: Urban Legends #5 - “Cheer V” (2021)
written by Chip Zdarsky art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, Diogenes Neves, Marcus To, & Adriano Lucas
Hoseok’s hands are the most beautiful hands I’ve ever seen!
cr.(x)
Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.
believe it or not, the concepts “the representation in rick riordan’s books is often incredibly lacking and even problematic at times” and “despite that, he still wrote representation when no one else was doing it and it appears to have been a sincere effort on his part” can both be true. yes, there are major issues with some characters and their writing like nico and samirah. but it seems to have been a genuine effort that just wasn’t researched enough. idk i didn’t explain it well enough but i hope the point got across.
Here are some scenarios of that:
Dick: Hood, where are you going?
Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*
Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!
Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol
Dick: good luck with that
Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*
Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it
Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens
Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?
Jason: yes, a really good book
Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?
Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*
Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*
Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s
Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore
Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement
Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and
Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT
Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?
Dick: no
Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*
Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding
Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk
*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*
Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws
Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd
Roy: I love a feisty girl
Dick: the innocent ones are the best
Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits
Dick: *fucks up somehow*
Jason: what the fuck, Richard
Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father
Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head
Bruce:
bonus: retaliation from Damian
Jason: *shoots at Robin*
Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!
feel free to add more!!
A uwu shy and timid introvert who can't speak and hates everyone
A protective, confident, stubborn, fiery, heroic, confrontational extrovert by nature.
Un-strusting, resenteful and remorseful by traumas (but now he's getting better).
Stoic as a survival skill.
Kind, not aggressive but quick-to-anger.
Never shy or timid...just a little awkward around Will at first (pretty common to act awkward around the person we like)