God It Took Me AGES But It’s Finally Done. Happy Batman Day!

Batman @ Robin:

Reasons Jimin can whoop your ass in every damn aspect of life.

Predebut

• Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )

• Class president for nine years.

• Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.

• 6 overseas offers.

• Overall #1 in math and chemistry.

• #1 in Busan street battles for two years.

• Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.

• Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.

• Learned Geomdo for 8 years.

• Has a black belt in Taekwondo.

• #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.

Post debut

• Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )

• Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.

• His ‘lie’ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.

• ‘Lie’ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.

• Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.

• Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.

• Jimin’s solos ‘lie’ & ‘serendipity’ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.

• The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.

• #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, that’s fucking reliable.

• #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.

• His new solo “promise” became the fastest BTS song on souncloud to cross the streams.

And all of this is when I’m only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.

Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.

Just cause he is humble and doesn’t talk about his achievements doesn’t mean we as his fans won’t.

So yeah, if y’all think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,

“I’ll show you”

Be an intellectual and go stream promise.👑

I know I’ve said it before but I will never get over the mom-ification of Robin in One Piece by the fandom because she is NOT the mom friend!!! She’s just the oldest woman in the crew she does not take responsibility over anyone she does not pack lunches she does not keep people from doing stupid stuff she encourages the stupid stuff! She is doing the stupid stuff! If anyone is the mom friend it’s SANJI that man might as well be buttoning the crews coats before they leave.

batman-tested baby carriers

Cassandra: “Sir, Superman is on line one.”

HOSEOK….. SWEETIE…. THIS HOW WE ASKING FOR WATER NOW? I’M YELLING WHY IS YOONGI SO CALM???!!!!!

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A booked and busy king!!

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

Batman @ Robin:

I’m gonna walk that stage next month, I’m gonna look Principal Higgins dead in the eye, I’m gonna flip him the bird, I’m gonna snatch that diploma. I’m gonna run like hell outta here.