I Had A Weird Ass Dream Last Night That Pre Serum Steve Grew Up To Become The Dad From Twilight

Bruce Wayne, trying to go over the case of a murder victim but very confused: Tim, why are you wearing sunglasses in the Cave?

Tim Drake, wearing sunglasses to cover up his black eye that he got last night because there was no patrol but he and his siblings went for a joyride in the Batmobile and events led to his head slamming into the steering wheel: uhhhh

Dick Grayson, very desperately trying to hide this fact from Bruce because he's supposed to be the responsible elder sibling: B, if I may. Tim spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all murder briefings moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Jason refused because he has no value for human life.

Jason Todd, very much enjoying watching his brothers squirm but playing along because it's definitely his fault Tim's head slammed into the steering wheel: It's true, I don't.

Apollo*stops car in front of restaurant*: can you go get us a table?

Hyacinthus: sure thing.

*moments later*

Hyacinthus*sprinting out of the restaurant holding a table over his head*: START THE CAR

Bruce gets a laser pointer

Dick: Bruce, have you seen my phone?

Bruce: *pulls a laser pointer out of his belt and shines it across the room at Dick’s phone*

Dick: Great. I’m sure this new toy won’t be annoying at all.

—

Steph: Do we have any Swiss cheese?

Bruce: *aims his laser pointer at the fridge*

Steph: Wow, Dick wasn’t kidding. That is really annoying.

—

Jason: Hey Brucille, have you seen my Wonder Woman hoodie? It went missing.

Bruce: *aims laser pointer at Tim*

Jason: Oh you’re in for it now you little geek.

Tim: Bruce whY—

—

Hal: Hey Spooky, you’re late to the meeting. What the hell have you been doing?

Bruce: *points laser at Clark*

Clark, embarrassed and irritated after putting up with this shit for almost a month: *blasts the laser pointer with his laser eyes*

Hal: LOL. What now, Bat?

Bruce: hn.

Bruce: *pulls two more laser pointers out of his belt, places one on the table, and shines the other one at it*

Diana: Can we please start the meeting—

Obsessed with how shy Bruce was. He was so introverted and awkward. He comes across so confident when he’s in the suit but immediately when he’s out of it he seems like he just wants to sink through the floor when talking with people. Every time he had to make eye contact it looked like it caused him physical pain. Incredible

I’M SO PROUD OF HIM ❤️❤️❤️

Hals gay

hal jordan

is the most straight man

is not gay

not even a little

always says no homo before doing anything

and only makes out with his friends a little 

or maybe a lot but that doesnt mean gay

just facts babe

the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself

…a mess

Dark Knights of Steel (2021) # 1

Written by Tom Taylor

Art by Yasmin Putri

I want live action Death in the Family years down the line with Battinson

But I only want it if they do it right. I don’t need another piece of media saying that it was Jason’s recklessness that got him killed.

No, Jason was kind. He was empathetic, he feels so deeply, that’s why he reacts quickly.

He thought his biological mother was in danger, and he wanted to save her. In his last moments he protected Sheila even tho she gave him up and let him be tortured by the Joker.

Jason was good, and he was a good kid. He was happy, he proclaimed “Robin gives me magic” he loved school, and he loves helping crime alley and it’s people.

Jason’s recklessness didn’t get him killed, his kindness did. His kindness was abused and that got him killed. And that’s why his shift to Red Hood is even sadder because there’s such a huge shift from the boy he was due to the pain he went through. And erasing that, well you’re erasing a huge part of Jason Todd himself.