Was Watching Live Footage Of Alien Dissections In A Warehouse In The Sonoran Desert, On My 16th Hour.

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

life’s worth living

I have a crush on a girl and idk what to do, so far I’ve just been silently dying about it, any advice?

Quit being a useless fucking imbecile and just ask her out. Either she says yes and you win or she says no and nothing changes.

My inability to add anything to a post besides "YOU'RE SO RIGHT" and the same point the op made regurgitated actually makes me super dumb.

I'm going to download all Mistrick information from the brains of every fan and airdrop it to someone at the mall.

BREAKING NEWS: you are being attacked soon

The assailant: I am coming

Write your Eugene headcanons.......do it for me...do it for love of misfiction! Eugene!!!!!!!!!! ‏الله سبحانه وتعالى ، من فضلك اقتل ذلك الشيطان الأبيض.

It has been millions of years but don't worry. I shall deliver.

EUGENE LUCERO-ZAHRANI — MISFICTION !!

Hes majoring in architecture for a job and animal science / zoology / biology for fun. He might want to be a doctor but I really think he wants to settle down and build things like any good man should!

Middle child .. 2 older siblings + 1 younger !

White-Lebanese-German-Mexican. I love him dearly

He's 5'9 and chubby . He's 5'11 at MAX.

Extroverted. HE LOVES TO TALK TO PEOPLE . He's basically a golden retriever in cute boy form

In my mind he speaks Spanish, French, and English.

His eyebrows are little caterpillars I LOVE THEM I wanna run my fingers over his face.

He loves spicy food and has the spice tolerance of a god. He liked Shirley Temples 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

That ass is fat LOOK ST HIS FACE HIS ASS HAS TO BE FAT IT HAS TO BE IT HAS TO BE IT HAS TO BE

Cuddly 💔💔 Cuddly cuddly man. He really likes reading Shakespeare! He's very romantic n disgusting like that mndjaks...

February birthday .

Dresses like a dad 24/7 I WANT TO HAVE HIS KIDS

he seems like a rock n roll guy to me. '80s and '90s.. nirvana..queen... Green Day.. Weezer.... soad et cetera.

He listens to Chappell Roan too bc I say so.

Uh idk . Ask me questions about him I love him

Oh, you!

hi can we make out

Oh boy oh boy, yes!