All Monsters Be Respawning Tonight

Suggestion: never say that again

what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself

but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)

I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup

I use reverse flirting where I subtly hint i don't like you. Apparently I'm not good at either.

WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE AROACE OR LESBIAN

I have Cleverly deduced my favourite mutuals mutuals and will now slowly intact my evil scheme to infiltrate there iner circle.

I had to take the test twice because my first result is “cinnamon role” and I was in detention for cocking a glass door and shattering it today. Also I have tried to kill people.(it’s fine I was… 9)

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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

TX2 IS COMING TO MY CITY ON TOUR HELP

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

NEVER MIND

Oops I just binged 4 books in a week, guess I'm in a new fandom now.

Finally reading homestuck bc my friend is a gay/derogatory

I feel for you, recently lost a cat to cancer :(

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