LLOYD WON WITH 17%!! Thank You All Who Partook In This Poll! ^^

remembering one time when i introduced someone i knew to tumblr not knowing he was homophobic. he’s still here and probably confused about why it’s so gay. daily reminder to make a homophobe angry by putting them on tumblr

reblog if you're alive but gay

She fell weakly to her knees in front of the elder, losing breath due to her run. Tears are streaming down her face, mixing with the blood of a dragon. The pure white snow crunched beneath her armor, and the blood stained it a deep crimson.

“I-I’m sorry! Please! It was an a-accident! Please! I-I swear i-it was an accident!” She begs and cries. But the cries meant nothing to the man. She swallows her guilt, her cries only sounding more desperate.

The elder looked down upon her bloody figure, seeing nothing but a mischievous elf with the dirty sins of a hundred fallen souls, and the recklessness of a teenage human.

“You have disappointed me, young lady.” He grumbles, his voice deep and raspy, as if he spent his young days with a hoarse cough.

“Please! It was an accident! I beg for your understanding! H-he threatened me!” She whined and pleaded.

The elder man sighed in disapproval. “You always have an excuse, little one. You are.. You are no longer worthy.” He finishes hesitantly, turning around and retreating back into his temple made of the purest stone and gold, with waterfalls on either side of the temple. Leaving poor Veronica, in her bloody metal armor, all alone in the bitter winter. The wind whacked against her with merciless howls, soon making her shiver. Once she hears the slam of the doors to the temple, she falls into the snow. Leaving her helpless and alone.

Until she hears the vibrating ground behind her. Baring with the burden of an orc army, livid and hunting down the girl. And they found her small, crumpled form in the small valley.

The elder stepped forward slowly. In one hand, his crooked staff, in the other, the book of wisdom. “Hunters do not harvest. Harvesters do not heal. Healers do not hunt. You have broken the great tradition. Explain yourself.”

WAKE UP SNOOZE FLOWER!

‘ ‘ *yawnnnnn* Hm, what’s that? Twomp week will begin in one week? Well I suppose anyone interested in the event should…. should… *yawnnnn* ….snzzzzz ’ ’

I think what the snooze flower was trying to say is that twomp week begins in one week! Anyone interested in supporting or participating should be sure to keep an eye out for the event to begin; its almost upon us!

Information about this event can be found in the #event info tag on the event blog, and following the @twompweek event blog is the best way to stay updated on the goings on of twomp week.

The most confused we ever get is when we’re trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Karen Marie Moning

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

I hope the moon reminds you of me.

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

I feel like argos would have a shit ton of plushies on his bed

Whenever he goes to sleep, he kisses them all good night😭

bonus points if there all Mr plant plushies

Chen: Someone opened the front doors without checking who was outside. You guys know we have cameras, right?

Ash, who was listening to heavy metal as he slept:

Bolobo, who was baking at 2 am:

Chamille, who was making out with Tox:

Gravis, the one who opened the door without checking who it was:

Griffin Turner, who was gambling with the kabukis:

Jacob Pevsner, who was Ash’s neighbor:

Karlof, who was trying to sneak into Chen’s room to assassinate him:

Paleman, who was sleeping like a normal person:

Neuro, who was making out with Clouse:

Shade, who was watching Paleman sleep:

Skylor, who caught Bolobo in the middle of baking and decided to help him:

Tox, who was making out with Chamille:

Jay, Kai, and Cole, who were definitely not having a homoerotic sleepover:

Lloyd, who was definitely not crying about missing his boyfriend Brad:

Garmadon, the one who was let inside: There was what.