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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

my sister once compared me to argos because im 4 eyed

painted a college fiddleford and ford polaroid :3

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

EDIT: ahh I really didn’t expect this thing to blow up….A few people have brought it to my attention that some of the nutrition here could be wrong/not work for everyone. I apologize if I caused any harm. I think I stressed enough that you shouldn’t starve yourself to lose weight. That’s very dangerous, and if you’re prone to such habits I suggest don’t count calories, etc, and just make sure your diet is very nutritious. I just provided a way to lose weight that my doctor told me about. You don’t need to lose weight if you don’t want to. Obviously if you’re already thin there’s no need to make a goal to lose weight; that’s dangerous. Also, some of this may or may not be helpful depending on your body type. I was underweight before working out so I have no idea how it would affect someone overweight! Please don’t hold this post to such a high standard; this was just my own routine and things I do to stay in shape, I obviously can’t cater to everyone. I literally didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did, this was literally just for a few people. Sorry for any harm it caused!

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minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

I need headcannons for Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu: Prime Empire!!

(TW: Su1cide)

I have a character that I will absolutely torment and tease so much and it’s literally me just looking and named different. They are so caught up in their oblivious love they don’t notice Jay likes him too, even if a small amount he doesn’t notice either. JAY AND NYA NEVER BECAME YING/YANG IN THIS. When they do? Kervin, oh poor Kervin is just about ready to kill himself. But anyway. I need headcannons for what will happen in Prime Empire, because Kervin goes into the game with Jay at the beginning.

here are some of mine

and yes these canons will apply to a book I’m writing okay??

Headcannons time!!::

Kervin (OC) and Jay share an apartment together (bunk beds, same room and everything. One bedroom, one kitchen, one bath and a single TV lol. It’s surprisingly clean for how cheap it was.)

Kervin and Jay grow their friendship immensely. Kervin really gets to see why he likes Jay so much.

A week in the game city (I forgot what it was called don’t come after me lol /joke) is a day in Ninjago cuz I just love time differences/skips

Kervin starts accidentally showing feelings but quickly covers them up. But Jay noticed some ;)

Jay will be smarter cuz they made him a stupid lil virgin once they changed character designs.

I also need some for other seasons but I haven’t gotten that far lol. I was watching Prime Empire today and It occurred to me I should make a fan-fiction so these are the ones I’m comfortable posting. Please give me some more headcannons too!

I like to check my emails while using the bathroom first thing each morning 

I find it really helps me to get shit done