Finally Updated My Headcanons For The Main Ninja's Appearances ♡ The Ones From Last Year Looked Ew

Why is Lloyd the literal definition of those overpowered hybrid princess main characters in gacha life mini movies with a concerning amount of trauma

Lloyd is basically the legendary prophesied green ninja destined to battle the literal embodiment of evil when he was a mere child AND with a broken foot (spoiler alert: he won)

Not only that he was also homeless AND parentless for a portion of his life when he was a bratty child longing for the comfort of his own nonexistent family. Then he found out that he was the grandson of a god and was a part-dragon, part-oni, half human hybrid which is CRAZY work.

Bro could literally transform into a gold four-armed monster if provoked (but unfortunately the writers most likely forgot about that trait) AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE WHAT HIS DRAGON FORM MAY LOOK LIKE!!!

TL;DR : "The hated and homeless child turns out to be a legendary green hero with a fuck ton of trauma and little to no parental guidance throughout his life"

@staff

BAN THE BOTS

it’s not the responsibility of us tumblr users to continually report the p0rn bots in the asexual tag. It is YOUR JOB to do that. You are actively neglecting your responsibilities by not doing anything about this. Please show us that you’re not negligent, and that you can actually do your jobs.

to the users reading this: make your own posts calling out the staff for this, and fill them with as many queer tags as possible. We aces have allies in other people in the queer community, and the more people who see these posts and learn about the bots, the more pressure on staff there will be, and the sooner they’ll take action.

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.

Vex finds his form after the merge btw. And hes a falcon btw. If u even care

oh snap

Checking in on Argos and his... hobbies. Gotta make sure things are in order. Kinda based off this ramble/fic thing.

also i seem to find myself drawing mr plant in angles like this a lot. Anyway, back to Dawntrail.

I need headcannons for Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu: Prime Empire!!

(TW: Su1cide)

I have a character that I will absolutely torment and tease so much and it’s literally me just looking and named different. They are so caught up in their oblivious love they don’t notice Jay likes him too, even if a small amount he doesn’t notice either. JAY AND NYA NEVER BECAME YING/YANG IN THIS. When they do? Kervin, oh poor Kervin is just about ready to kill himself. But anyway. I need headcannons for what will happen in Prime Empire, because Kervin goes into the game with Jay at the beginning.

here are some of mine

and yes these canons will apply to a book I’m writing okay??

Headcannons time!!::

Kervin (OC) and Jay share an apartment together (bunk beds, same room and everything. One bedroom, one kitchen, one bath and a single TV lol. It’s surprisingly clean for how cheap it was.)

Kervin and Jay grow their friendship immensely. Kervin really gets to see why he likes Jay so much.

A week in the game city (I forgot what it was called don’t come after me lol /joke) is a day in Ninjago cuz I just love time differences/skips

Kervin starts accidentally showing feelings but quickly covers them up. But Jay noticed some ;)

Jay will be smarter cuz they made him a stupid lil virgin once they changed character designs.

I also need some for other seasons but I haven’t gotten that far lol. I was watching Prime Empire today and It occurred to me I should make a fan-fiction so these are the ones I’m comfortable posting. Please give me some more headcannons too!

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

Of course! You’re like the hottest ninja! (Elemental terms anyway ;) )

I made Kai once more!

Just regular Kai with a flower crown. Should I make Zane, Jay, Lloyd, Cole or Nya with a flower crown next? Or Wu? I dunno either

@kaijiang-irl I made you with a flower crown! You like it? :)