I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

Ik this is probably the fifteenth time you've seen someone say this but we need more qprs in fandom space. Instead of shipping we'll call it canoeing and we'll make it just as popular. Please I need this ok

Checking in on Argos and his... hobbies. Gotta make sure things are in order. Kinda based off this ramble/fic thing.

also i seem to find myself drawing mr plant in angles like this a lot. Anyway, back to Dawntrail.

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

15 Reasons Not To Kill Yourself Today

1.) Think of all the food you haven't tried! I bet it would taste pretty good!

2.) Think of all the clothes you haven't seen or tried on! What if you find a new style?

3.) Have you graduated yet? If yes, think of what you'll do for a job or what house you'll get!

4.) If no, think of how amazing you'd look of graduation! You'll look stunning!

5.) Who will your friends laugh with daily and make up jokes with?

6.) Do you have pets? If yes, think of them! They'd miss you!

7.) If no, think of the pets you could and couldn't get! A snake? A hamster? A little turtle that thinks he's a dino?

8.) Who would eat your food? That's yours! Tell everyone else to BACK OFF YOUR FOOD!!!!

9.) Who would look at your Tumblr and laugh at the stupid little memes and relatable things you find?

10.) Who would listen to your favorite songs? Those are yours!

11.) Who would sleep in your bed at night? That's your bed! Nobody else's!

12.) Think of the small compliments you get sometimes! They're so sweet!

13.) Who would doodle your doodles? Who would draw your drawings?

14.) Think of the people you love! You'd miss them, and they'd miss you!

15.) I love you, kid. Please don't go. I love ya. /platonic

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

I’m just going to leave this here…

i want to smoke crack with her

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.