I Can’t Just Go Around Telling You Guys My Real Whole Name.

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

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AGHHH god I wish I could spill the beanssssss but I can’t

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