The Lack Of Brain Cells In That Room Is Staggering

Just handed in my first paper for the year. Pretty sure I’ve failed it. Thoughts and prayers 😭

Here are some really cute pictures of the glow worms. I’m gonna ask my friend to go back to the forest with me so we can go back to the cave or maybe go over the hill to see the water fall.

I have pretty good eyes in the dark and i wish I could show you all what it truly looks like. It’s like the night sky was pulled down and draped over the canyon/cave. There are millions of them, their light pulses slowly and they are so bright and silent and it’s just this amazing sea of living things that seem almost like they were made just to be seen and loved..

I. Fucking. Hate. Aluminum.

If I could dissuade you at all I would also like to say this happened an hour later:

“Do not run with that stick, our great aunt poked her eye out running with a stick you know”

She dropped the stick.. and walked directly, eyeball first, into a branch. The whole half of her face went pink and swollen and my mum was not pleased.

I only looked away for half a second. I hadn’t even let go of her hand.

Took my niece on a walk through the forest and she tugged on my sleeve and told me two things:

“I’m hungry” (we just ate three scones and had hot drinks)

“We need to go back so I can get my books” (I wouldn’t let her take seven books on a hike.)

My sister has raised a hobbit.

I have also convinced her that I am 48, I tried to tell her I’m 250 but she looked at me and said I wasn’t that old. (I’m 23)

He’s just so full of love and nerves

actually hilarious to me how defensive legolas is of his (boy)friends in the movies. boromir even as so makes a peep about aragorn and legolas immediately springs up from his seat, rambling about aragorn’s ancestry, and when eomer comments on gimli’s height, legolas immediately draws an arrow to eomer’s head. fucking insane

Hey, come here.. let me tell you something..

Dwobbit Frodo loves his Aunt Dis.

Frodo might be a tornado with a sword but he’s also rather sensitive by dwarven standards and while Dis is as tough as a steel capped boot she’s also a dame and a mother and loves her sulky, sensitive little nephew.

Frodo: *storming into Dis’s Chambers* I’ve had enough! I just can’t!

Dis: *looking up from a length of chain she was closing* Oh?

Frodo: *Standing there with his hands balled in his shirt lip quivering* they make fun of me! Even- even when I beat them! Even when I train harder and fight better

Dis: *standing and bonking her head against her nephew with a chuckle* that’s called jealousy dear one.

Frodo: they aren’t jealous of me! They said I’m a cry baby

Dis: a cry baby hmm? Sounds like a peddle a used to know

Frodo: Dwarves don’t cry..

Dis: ah but this one did, all the time, even now I think he weeps when no one is looking for he has a lot to cry about

Frodo: who?

Dis: Thorin

Frodo: WHAT!? âdâ doesn’t…what?

Dis: yup! Your father was a the biggest cry baby of them all even at your age!

Frodo: *stunned*

Dis: I’m pretty sure that’s why he sulks when he’s upset because if he spoke loudly his voice would crack…

Frodo: *wipes his eyes and laughs* that’s horrible!

Dis: just.. don’t tell him I told you or there will be a royal funeral

Frodo: for who?

Dis: who ever loses the death match your âdâ would challenge me to for telling his son he has emotions other then angry and hungry

Frodo: *well and truly cheered up* Thanks zâmar *bumps heads with her lightly and runs off to go back to his training*

Dis: *watching that that little mop of black hair disappear out her door* Mahal.. Frerin would have loved that boy

Yes

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He would have ‘accidentally’ missed so many appointments and lied about flossing

RIP Bilbo Baggins, you would have hated having to go to the dentist

*clearing throat*

i've seen some people (mostly on tiktok) talk about how the movies "aged down thorin". but honestly, i for one am so grateful to whoever casted RA and decided thorin has black hair and blue eyes, because it opened up the doors to us having fics with "frodo looks a lot like thorin" tropes or stories where he is frodo's actual biological father and i happily gobble those fics up

Hhhhnnnnggghhhhh my heart! My boy! Look at my boy!

Happy Gimli !