Khazdmazerb - Crash Course In Being A Little Gay Weirdo

Does anyone remember wolf quest?

galadriel trying to see the sam and frodo’s progression on their journey with her foresight and instead watching sam tell frodo how much he loves him a million times over and them basically kissing every 0.004628 seconds:

Well that was weird and embarrassing 😅

“Was throwing it back in the manuscripts”

was not a sentence I expected to say in my life especially not to the representative of a swordsmanship guild.. but here we are.

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

My wee niece is so cute, she’s only tiny and doesn’t really understand that me and my dad don’t do the same thing (he works with stone I work with metal) I gave her my dragon tail ring to play with and she looked up at me and goes you made this with grandad?” I puffed up a little admittedly when I said “No I made it all by my self” but I showed her my necklace and said “but he made this, it’s got fossils in it see?” And she asked if there was a dragon tooth in it.

(Her favorite thing to talk to me about it dragons now haha)

That’s why Elrond isn’t a dick

I love telling non or casual LoTR fans that Elrond isn't really an Elf. He's just Elf-passing

I love the hobbit fandom so much but please, my loves, my sweet baby pebbles, please… stop using really bad metal working analogies

Work hardened/annealed=

When you want to soften a metal to make it more pliable you heat it, this is called annealing. This is done when something you are working gets work hardened or develops tenseness that makes it fragile

So like.. if you’re writing some Bagginshield smut or fluff like you do (ha) you could say “Bilbo seemed to anneal under the heat of Thorins hands”

You’re welcome

- your local dwarrow jeweler

Oh gods, my heart

Lady Dis going about her business in the blue mountains with her baby boys snoozing away strapped to her front and back in baby wraps