It Truely Might As Well Have Been Nonsense, I’m In The Second Year Of A Bachelors Degree As A Jewelry

Wait wait wait wait wait hold on hang on hold your horses hold your boar hold your stupid fucking deer. Old mate might be into something here fellas

the lovely Pangur commissioned me to draw some of @themarchrabbit‘s (Lapin) fics, in this case, A Thousand Stars I Wear, an adorable and amazingly interesting Fíli/Ori fic!!!

I will kill a worg

I will climb a cliff

I will fight all of my friends

Just please please please don’t make me read these four fucking pages of the history of adornment

It’s soooooo dull😫😫😫

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀

Hi, this is my son.

Kalaroth, son of Hemdoroth

He’s a second generation jeweler in Erebor (look I write what I know okay?) He moved to the lonely mountain shortly after the reclamation with his parents.

Info:

Dad- Hemdoroth (jeweler)

Ma- Tosi (Metal refiner)

Siblings- Hemi (Older sister- also a jeweler)

Friends - Hob Fairhill (hobbit- news runner/messager of the court + apprentice scribe)

Enjoys: Not being in Erebor 😰, hunting, archery, harassing Hob into wrestling with him, fruit bread.

Dislikes: Working early in the morning. The concept of being stuck inside the mountain his whole life not having one single adventure.

Do you think sleep alludes us because it’s shy and knows how fucking badly we want it?

Spare tackled. Instantly.

I would never let anyone give me that look 🪦🪦🪦

You look at me like this and we’re both in the lava dude.

sam is better than me because i would've tossed frodo right into the fires of mt. doom if he pulled this shit after all we went through together

My wee niece is so cute, she’s only tiny and doesn’t really understand that me and my dad don’t do the same thing (he works with stone I work with metal) I gave her my dragon tail ring to play with and she looked up at me and goes you made this with grandad?” I puffed up a little admittedly when I said “No I made it all by my self” but I showed her my necklace and said “but he made this, it’s got fossils in it see?” And she asked if there was a dragon tooth in it.

(Her favorite thing to talk to me about it dragons now haha)

Hi, welcome to my page all you lovely new people

This is me

Yes I did break my face open on a barrel 😭 the only bone I’ve ever broken was my face.

If you see a spelling mistake, no I didn’t

Dude you ever not watch a movie for a while and miss a characters voice?

I saw a video of a guy doing a really good Thorin impression and I was like “man I miss that cutie”

How do I get less shit at art?