The Absolute Indignity Of Eating A Flakey Pastry In Public Istg

Be gay, trans and alive

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

oh professor dekarios🤌🏻

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

ive gotta say people on the internet being honest about what they find hot in people's bodies and behaviors has done more for my body image issues than any body-positivity mantra ever. thank you people on the internet for being horny about literally every possible part and variation of the human body and for sharing it

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.