Luke: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Solomon and MC exchange glances:...
Solomon: *gets down on his knees*
MC: *crouches down*
Luke: I will poison all of your food next time I cook.
Hello, let's ignore the fact that I've been dead for years push that aside I need help finding a specific hazbin hotel fic! All details I can remember are below:
Possibly male!reader
X multiple characters
From memory husk and angel as well as vox and I think maybe alastor?? Not 100% sure on alaster but I know reader and Valentino fight A LOT for quite the long time.
First romance between reader and one of the sinners was a kiss with husk after an emotional drinking session I think
There was a new years chapter where husk is the one to kiss them after the clock hits 12:00 while the others are arguing over who gets the kiss
Angel and reader have a really sweet soft relationship and reader sticks up against Val for angel often.
If I remember anything else I'll let yall know but I've been searching all morning for this fic and going insane cause I cannot find it. It was a linger fic I think, completed as well to my knowledge but it's been so long it may not have been completed.
Affection Headcannons
First Meeting
Lucifer: I beg to differ
MC, without thinking: Then beg
*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*
Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?
MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.
Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.
Mood
Head empty, only Levi thoughts.
Send me fic recommendations!!!! I need more of Leviathan and the twins (obey me)!
*in Paris*
Leviathan: I'm... moved. I... I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel... destiny?
MC: But...
Leviathan: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
MC: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Leviathan: Yeah.
MC: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Leviathan: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
MC: Okay, alright.
Satan, knocking on Asmodeus's door: Asmodeus? We should be going now, come out!
Asmodeus: I'm Bi!
Satan: Not what I meant, but I knew and I support you!
Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.
Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.
MC: Luke, my god, you've grown!
Luke: Actually, don't tell the others but I'm wearing high heeled sneakers.
MC: You what now-
MC inwardly: Where can I get a pair
Lucifer: I'm not doing too well.
Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Mammon: *walks into the room*
Lucifer: Oh look there it is again.
~Bnha ~ Devils Line ~ Obey Me ~ Pokemon ~ Yuri On Ice ~ NSFW 18+ ~ Minors DNI ~ Genderfluid ~ 22 ~
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