why is there so much art on my dash pls i cannot handle it
sakusa kiyoomi x reader
summary- you’re a college student coming fresh off a broken heart. sakusa, too, is a student at your university as well as a volleyball player with your close friend bokuto. when atsumu bets sakusa that he couldn’t handle, nonetheless date, your cynical personality, will the relationship you built with kiyoomi sakusa crumble?
genre- college!au fluff, angst, humor, crack
taglist- open
status- ongoing
they forced themselves there || y/n’s besties <3
i. do i wanna know?
ii. when he sees me
iii. tainted love
iv. moonshine
v. iris
vi. don’t speak
vii. lovely
viii. wait for me
ix. jessie’s girl
x. babooshka
xi. hit me with your best shot
xii. i will always think of you
xiii. washing machine heart
xiv. nuit blanche
xv. better now
Note: got my hair done, had to self project lmao and then it got really long and sappy
[text logs of Y/N and Sunarin]:
You: so it’s almost the new semester
Suna: oh is it really?
You: 🙄💀 shut up
You: you know what I mean
Suna: is it time?
You: it’s time
“It’s time,” you’d said. Time for your pre-semester makeover. For reasons Suna has never pretended to understand, you insist on being the hottest person in the lecture hall, semester after semester - at least for the first week before you default to barely brushed hair and wearing his clothes every day.
It’s always something different, depending on your mood and budget. One year it was just your nails. Most years, it’s a haircut of some sort. One year, it was a few new outfits that made him forget how to breathe.
It’s time - and you refused to tell Rin what your makeover would be this semester. Until…
He hears his door open. It’s you, with his spare key, shouting, “Rin!” as soon as you shut and lock the door behind you. “Come look!”
He doesn’t need to be told twice.
With all the athleticism of a two year old, he sprints through the house on socked feet, slipping on his tiled floor and almost busting his head open in his rush to see his pretty girl. He’s been fantasizing about previous versions of you all day; poor guy is about to die because every version of you is the prettiest woman he’s ever seen. Every time.
There you are now, hair cut short, highlighted in bold colors. He remembers days gone by when you didn’t have confidence for any of this, hiding behind curtains of undyed, barely styled hair, but now you beam at him like you own the world. And you do. His world.
The sight of you stops him in his tracks. “Fuck,” he whispers. “Fuck me. Baby, I’m going to have to learn boxing or something.” He scans all around your face, moving his head around to observe the way the color changes under the light.
Tipping your head, you tease, “Why’s that? Volleyball not enough of a workout for you?”
“Every year, you get prettier, and I have to fight off more suitors. Damn, you’re gorgeous.” He finally comes close enough to touch you, to drag his fingers through your hair. He kisses the top of your head, then your forehead, then…
You whisper, “You tease,” when he lingers millimeters from your lips. Hooking two fingers into his belt loops, you tug him forward. he stumbles a bit, straightens up away from your face, though the rest of him is closer than before. “Thank you.”
“…For?” He raises his eyebrows.
With a shrug, you respond. “For being you. For convincing me I’m pretty enough for… all this. And for loving my personality too. You know… You remember how I was when we started dating, and I only grew this much because you convinced me it was okay. Convinced me that I had to before you left me behind.”
“I would never leave you behind.” Rin sounds scandalized but the very thought.
“I know that now. But once I started looking for ways to be better for you, I found ways to be better for me too.”
There are no words to his response. Just soft, emotion-filled eyes and his hands creeping into the back pocket of your jeans. “Thank you. For looking this hot and still coming back to me every time.”
It’s not romantic, objectively speaking. But there’s a lot he’s said there without saying it. It’s in his tone, his stance, his eyes. It’s in every fiber of his being that doesn’t need words.
It’s, I love you. I’m proud of you. You can do whatever you want with me because I trust that it will only be good. I never want to lose you.
It’s a language the two of you are still developing, your own unreliable way of saying things without really saying them.
“Shut up, loser. Now get your hands out of my pockets and make me some dinner.”
“Is that any way to speak to your loving boyfriend?”
“It is when I’ve spent the last three hours in the salon. Come on, gimmie food.”
“So demanding.”
“Rin.”
“Yes, darling. Right away, darling.”
“…We can go for ice cream after this.”
“I have ice cream in the freezer.”
“Rin.”
“Yes ma’am, we’re going for ice cream after this. It’s a date. Me and the most beautiful woman in the universe.”
Pairing: Gender Neutral! Youtuber! Reader x Youtuber! Tendō Satori
Started: January 23, 2021
Last Updated: February 14, 2021
Status: Completed
Warnings: Strong Language, Reader has depression and an eating disorder, suggestive humor, Kenma has an eating disorder, Reader has an abusive ex-boyfriend, Depictions/Mentions of violence and injuries
Description: Tendō Satori is a popular Youtuber, going between gaming and showing off his talents as a chocolatier. He and some of his closest friends haven’t ever really strayed from their group. Until a lovely person, L/N Y/N rises in popularity, as well. After a while of thirsting after the other Youtuber, Tendō find their account. And he’s very interested on their thoughts about the former volleyball player’s hands.
A/N: I am such a SUCKER for Youtuber! AUs, not even going to lie about it! Plus Tendō just 🥺 Anyways! Taglist is always open! Don’t be a stranger 💕 Y’all gave me a serious confidence boost in my writing, with your love from the last SMAU. Y’all are too good to me. 🥺
Cult Things
Lovable Himbos R Us • Satori’s Cult 😈
They Said What?
1. Children.
2. The Live
3. Alien Bodysnatcher
4. Brownies (W.C)
5. Setting Up
6. Among Us Friendships
Among Us Friendships: Bonus Chapter (W.C)
Projects
7. Sad Hoodie
8. Off the Grid
Off the Grid: Bonus Chapter
9. Exes (W.C)
Exes: Flashbacks — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
10. Hospitals — (W.C)
11. And Explanations (W.C)
12. Project Y/NTendō
Jokes
13. Insomniac
Insomniac: Worries — Bonus Chapter
14. Stuffed Animals
Stuffed Animals: Proud — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
15. Onesies! (W.C)
16. Oh, So We Fancy-Fancy
17. Having Dinner (W.C)
Having Dinner: Good Job — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
18. Scavenger Hunt (W.C)
19. Eating Disorders (W.C)
Valentine’s Day
20. Valentine’s Day Mornings (W.C)
Valentine’s Day Mornings: Shoulder Rides — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
21. Accidents Happen
Accidents Happen: Drinks — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
22. Truth or Dare (W.C)
Truth or Dare: The Game — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
Truth or Dare: Secrets — Bonus Chapter (W.C)
23. Kisses (W.C)
24. Recovering
25. Cuddling...
26. ... And Spending the Night
Back Into Routine
27. Fan Service
28. Dating?
29. Dating.
30. Epilogue (W.C)
Taglist: (In bold ones couldn’t be tagged, but I’ll keep trying :))
@kookie-doughs @missalienqueen @kodzuklutz @halesandy @pelicanpizza @pandauniverse @sevenlol @mixed-bag-of-tricks @satoriluver @uniquepickle @geloikawa @babyshoyo @ilauvcoldpizza @ghoulgirlradio @maer-333 @tobi--o @ermahgerd-larry-and-ziam @ashtounding @rogueofbullshit @tendousfingertape5 @rintarawr @a-little-pebbl @420-uwu @tendousshawtybae @himboos
A/N : i’m back :D i really missed writing so i thought i’d start posting on my favorite shitpost site
summary : who’d wake you up in the morning and how they’d do it
inches slowly out of bed so they don’t wake you up. if you show any sign of being disturbed, they will STOP BREATHING and become a living statue
yamaguchi
shakes you like a magic 8 ball
atsumu, tendou
yanks the covers away from you, if they’re awake so are you !!!
suna, mattsun, osamu, sugawara (he is secretly a menace), kuroo
tries their absolute hardest not to wake you but does it anyway. trips over a cord or smth
bokuto, nishinoya, hinata, ushijima
you wake them up
kenma, asahi, tanaka, sakusa, oikawa
gently taps your shoulder and waits for you to wake up
daichi, aran
opens the blinds, turns on all the lights, probably has an alarm set
iwaizumi, akaashi, kita
hope you enjoyed ! likes and reblogs are always appreciated <3
AGAIGAIS
[4:05 PM] MIYA ATSUMU
you’ve decided that you cannot stand miya atsumu.
and you don’t mean that—at least not entirely—but he’s standing in front of you, bag slung over his shoulder and a stupid little smile dragging across his lips, and you’re sure if you had a little more faith in your fighting ability you would punch him.
“i’m just asking for one chance—and if you hate it you’ll never have to hear from me again.” he raises a brow and both of you know that’s more than a lie.
“not to be dramatic but i’d rather be caught dead than on a date with you ‘tsumu.”
“oh c’mon, you’re breaking my heart,” he hums.
and you’re sure you could kill him, “good.”
he laughs—breathy and warm and a little more appealing than you’d ever care to admit. and if he hadn’t asked you out three times this week—if he hadn’t brought flowers to your locker and insisted on walking you home and showed up at your door in a thunderstorm—you’re sure you would find him much less endearing.
“what about that coffee shop you like? the one downtown?” he raises his hands in the air, as if that’ll make his offer any more appealing. “i’ll buy you anything you want.”
“and if i order the most expensive thing on the menu?”
he grins, “i guess i’m buying the most expensive thing on the menu.”
oh, and you cannot stand miya atsumu. you can’t stand the way he smiles and you can’t stand the way he stands at your locker and you absolutely can’t stand that now, as he stands at your door in the pouring rain, he still has that pretty little smile on his face.
“and if i hate it i never have to hear from you again?” you ask.
“only if you hate it,” he replies.
you shift on your feet, eyeing him as he stands in your doorway, and you decide that the only thing you can’t stand more than atsumu is the fact that you’re so tempted to say yes.
“i’m gonna hate it.” he shakes his head.
“you think i’d let that happen after all this? not in a million years, angel.”
you sigh, hoping he doesn’t notice the smile that crawls up your cheeks.
(he does)
“you seem a little too sure of yourself right now.”
“it’s confidence. you should try it sometime.” his gaze falls over your face and you already know you’ve set yourself up. “start by having some in me maybe.”
oh, how you hate him.
“one chance, miya.”
and he smirks, “one chance.”
reblogs/interaction is always appreciated!!
listening to zelda music and it’s storming out— 2day is good
oh
Sorcerer Sakusa
(an drawing from a few months ago. From my witcher au.)
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