Arcane But What If It's A Corny Hallmark Romcom About Lesbians

arcane but what if it's a corny hallmark romcom about lesbians

thanks @seagreenwaves for fashion refs and the equally corny tagline

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I Am A Cat - a short comic

title page depicts a car driving down a road lined with palm trees in a pastel sunset.

A young me is sitting in the backseat of the car and my mom says from the front, "Alright y'all, we're almost there. Now remember that your cousins have a pet cat. You can't treat cats like you would dogs. So no petting or play-chasing. And their cat is especially anti-social so just leave it alone or they'll bite you."

from the passenger seat my dad smugly says, "Man, cats are so dumb, I would never get one. Why would anyone get a pet that doesn't even like being around you."
The family walks inside the relatives' house as the sun sets and i linger behind the crowd scanning around the house nervously for the cat to avoid it.

as everyone files inside, the uncle starts to blare loud music. family members crowd me into a corner and as all of the clashing sounds from the house stack on top of each other i have a sensory meltdown and rush outside of the house, crying.

I sit in the dark on the screened in porch for several minutes before a creaking noise catches my attention. An orange cat stops halfway through the cat-door leading outside to stare at me quizzically. I quickly shift my gaze thinking, "just ignore it and it'll leave you alone."

After some time of the cat walking around the room he approaches me and bumps my leg with his head softly. I'm taken aback by this because I was told that the cat hated people. As I sit in the dark porch illuminated only by the glowing interior of the house through a window, the cat jumps up beside me and curls up into a ball. I stare through the window and wonder why my family would have described their cat like it was some angry beast who would hurt anyone at the slightest motion. I wonder that, "maybe... maybe they just don't understand you at all..."
END

(additional context that i couldn't fit in the comic: my family like *really* emphasized how much they disliked this cat. they spent several minutes of the car ride talking about how grumpy and mean it was)

This is a comic based on an actual event from my childhood that's been seared into my memory ever since.

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mood the best parties have a cat in thr quiet corner

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kei-emji

5 months ago

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

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kei-emji

1 year ago

Finally Finished This Little Project. All The Thieves As Crepes! Part 1.

Finally finished this little project. All the thieves as crepes! part 1.

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kei-emji

1 year ago

( = ⩊ = )

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he wheel

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kei-emji

5 months ago

I had a similar conversation with my little sister some 10 years ago. Im turning 30 today and i owe that mostly to her. Im having a lot of mixed emotions about this birthday, but i wanted to make something that means something to me.

Natsu and Fuyumi are the neglected siblings. I imagine that they mean the world to each other.

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kei-emji

1 month ago

"Murder on the Orient Express" with the Batfamily (2/8, keep reading)

Done for AU5K 2025

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there should be more who dunnit parodies for any ip really they always hit

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kei-emji

1 year ago

My Mildly Unhinged MLP X The Legend Of Spyro Crossover

My mildly unhinged MLP x The Legend of Spyro crossover

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together at last my elementary and high school obsessions I'll let you decide which is which

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kei-emji

3 months ago

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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incredible

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3 years ago

Hi all: so I'm TOH akeshu stream btw: if you could guess from the acronym, I've written this. I still have 60 pages to post as I wrap up the first arc. And yes, I said first arc. I wanted to write a fanfiction in which Akechi could be... Justifiably softened, ever so slightly, even if it doesn't seem to be the case for anyone else. So that's gonna take months of trying not to kill anyone, obviously.

I wanted to a slow burn, in which it doesn't speed to an end where Akechi and the protag are healthy and happy and blushing. No, I wanted to bring a transformation, as realistic as possible, to shift rivals to something wonderfully new.

This is a narrative of multiple perspectives, including snapshots of Takemi and Sae as they try to understand the why of these 'rivals'; Ann, Makoto, and Ryuji as they fight against shadows in their heads and in their beds... And poor, angry (sometimes shipping Akeshu-shuake) Futaba: who is much more likely to punch Akechi than ever really talk to him, but can they just fucking kiss so Akira can stop being so WEIRD already?!

So, please enjoy my soul and a literal half month of my time, and enjoy some internally sassy Akechi- just a littl. My treat.