@poppytheaxolotl Why Are These The Only Jokes We Know

I made this, please feel free to use

This was made for me

Cute birds appreciation post

this thing is makingme tear up

coward

Call me crazy but boba is just drinking with obstacles.

The prophecy has been fulfilled. I'm here

this post will be seen by someone who is so cool

She was a girl,

He was a girl

They were both girls and they're lesbians

I love women /nx

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

I'm constantly impressed at people's ability to stretch anything to fit an acronym, but it's extremely impressive how well that fits.

MISSING MY HUSBAND AGAIN

God I miss my wife

entirely possible I'm looking at this through the wrong lens, and this was posted in a different context, but this sounds like justification for loli/pedo content

antis are exhausting.

"it's gross" is an opinion, not an irrefutable fact

"harassment of anyone is bad" shouldnt be a controversial statement

"everyone is allowed in the main tags" is true, even for the people you dont like. you cant control the things that people post, only the actions you take to avoid the triggering stuff

"someone of your intellect" is ableist no matter how you look at it

"it's deviant/could harm children" is recycled transphobic/homophobic rhetoric

fiction shouldnt hold your hand and tell you what your moral compass is. people are allowed to explore dark themes/tropes in fiction, even if it's triggering to you

stop making stuff you dont like into a morality/censorship battle. you cant control everyone around you, but you can control your own actions.