Absolutely Not This Person Cannot Be Trusted With Flamethrowers

absolutely not this person cannot be trusted with flamethrowers

give them a baseball bat with nails in it instead

"we need cops at pride to protect people!" WRONG. ASEXUALS WITH FLAMETHROWERS.

More Posts from Keezychid and Others

1 year ago

I'm sorry you DONT like men and your views on feminism are so elementary that you think shitting on men is the same as women's empowerment

Also sorry you don't get to experience giant man pecs, thats also very unfortunate

Don't tell me you're sorry I like men. I'm not sorry

10 months ago

THEN MAKE SOME GAY HOUSE EMOJIS FOR THE DISCORD YOU KNOW THEYD BE PERFECT

or ill also settle for us yapping about all the queerness in this show. Really I just need someone to talk to about house other than my mother.

they’re so married

6 months ago

Except for the murder and stealing

But hey, if it ain't toxic yaoi, it's not fun yaoi

Would You Guys Still Love Me If I Made Minecraft Fanart

Would you guys still love me if I made minecraft fanart

10 months ago

just cooked some catfish and served it to my cat, named fisch. The plan is coming together perfectly

9 months ago

well are you asking what bird I *want* to be, or what bird would most likely be me because those are two very different answers


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9 months ago

fart taco has me wheezing in ways that shouldn't be able to come out of a human body

keezychid - No, I won't shut up
10 months ago

FUCK this reminded me I need to create a number system and I don't waaanaaaaaa

I hate you OP /j /lh

ok so i’m creating a conlang and i want to be annoying and not use base 10 for the numerical system, so…

11 months ago
More Views Of Kobi :>

more views of Kobi :>

Finally Sketching A Full Body Ref For Mnqobi!

Finally sketching a full body ref for Mnqobi!

If I ever get a job and money for a fursuit this is probably the ref I'll use

1 year ago

Why the fuck did oop censor Walmart

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

11 months ago

This is my life before the war ‼️

We had everything. I had a life that I loved, cats, a house, a university, now I have nothing...

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