Happy Father's Day To Them And Them Alone

9/10

My name was dope as hell, but apparently every single one of my teachers was illiterate so I constantly had to correct them. Also I had a neat nickname

Trans people should rate their deadnames on a scale of 1-10. Mines a 2/10, dogshit name, cant imagine birthing a baby looking at it and naming it that

oh nooo my phone fell and tagged people and rebloged gosh darn itttt

@reversetimelord @aceing-on-the-cake @as-i-watch @moreover-clover @azicasgaypanickingfandomtrash @silliestlittledemon @

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

You don't need but and yet together. They mean the same thing you're being redundant

Today I met happiness

I don't think any of us are ready for how high the death count will get. In 30 minutes, the genocidal army of Israel killed over 100 civilians. Imagine weeks of bombing

Hi!

I'm Japegruice

I like spoonerisms and cartoons and also I..

Am queer

Am a trans dude

Am black

REALLY FUCKING LIKE THE NA'VI LAMGUAGE PLEASE TALK YO ME ABOUT IT

Am a minor (but I make a lot of sex and potty jokes, so be sure to get a babysitter for your lil kids)

Probably have ADHD

Am a polytheist

Love my 3-in-1 girlfriend 💕

Please be nice and civil

THEY MIKU BINDERIFIED MY BABY GIRL

I need everyone to see this

I would like a color :3

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.