Atrocious That They Have To Go Through This, But They Have My Undying Respect For Doing It

9/10

My name was dope as hell, but apparently every single one of my teachers was illiterate so I constantly had to correct them. Also I had a neat nickname

Trans people should rate their deadnames on a scale of 1-10. Mines a 2/10, dogshit name, cant imagine birthing a baby looking at it and naming it that

Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

His wisdom is ever aplicable

The only thing miraculous is how the hell he ain't been diagnosed with any number of anxiety related mental illnesses

me when bad things happen to adrien agreste in the Bad Things Happening To Adrien Agreste Show

no but I'd like to

sorry op for my uselessness

Does anyone know the name of that one hilson smut fic where house is a dragon??

With the border closed, food isn't coming into the Gaza Strip

i want this old man

Oh, to be an old restored manuscript, wrapped and strapped and shipped back to the monastery…..

lovely motherfucking bastard

Awww, why thank you

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

Hi!

I'm Japegruice

I like spoonerisms and cartoons and also I..

Am queer

Am a trans dude

Am black

REALLY FUCKING LIKE THE NA'VI LAMGUAGE PLEASE TALK YO ME ABOUT IT

Am a minor (but I make a lot of sex and potty jokes, so be sure to get a babysitter for your lil kids)

Probably have ADHD

Am a polytheist

Love my 3-in-1 girlfriend 💕

Please be nice and civil