Hehe Not My First Side View Of A Face Ever Hehe

I hope this is sufficient

I’ve come up with a game I like to call “Ok, funny story”

It’s like two truths and a lie except it really isn’t. The rules are as such:

Create a poll.

This poll must contain at least one truth and one lie about yourself, but can have as many options as you like.

You don’t have to say how many of each there are (in fact, it’s more fun if you don’t!)

this part is important. You are NOT voting for which one is the truth and or which one is the lie. You are voting for which story sounds the most interesting, the story you want to hear told.

tag people! Stories need an audience!

When the poll ends, whether it is true or not, you tell the story that got voted for the most. It doesn’t have to be good, or long, but you do gotta tell the tale.

If there is a tie, you can tell either, or both.

I will make a callout post for every single individual person who does a poll and doesn’t follow it up with the promised story.

I’ll start:

At least one of these is true and at least one of these is a lie but I do have a story to back them all up.

Tag time! Let’s get this party started: @the-real-gmail @twomanyfandomshelp @stariel-and-stuff @yahooo-official @king-of-the-oreo @fangirlghost-19 @murpledurple @ivys-garden +open to anyone who wants to follow the rules

Umm ok. I was just short? Not much story there lol 😅

I was just a short kid and all the doorknobs (except a few) in my house were high off the ground. The way I’d get grounded is that my parents would just put me in my room and close the door lmao. Didn’t even need to lock the door! I was too short to even try to reach it lmaooo

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

I made a little something for the FNAF Movie's release in Australia!!!! I really love it!!!! Escpecially Mike's hair :D

(The movie released today (26th) in Australia!!!!)

funniest 'Jason Todd comes back as red hood and starts talking to the bats without telling that he is, in fact, Jason Todd' trope is where Red Hood starts becoming minorly friendly with the bats and lets slip that Jason Todd is indeed still alive, but not that he is him.

now this can result in multiple outcomes, however i think the funniest possible version is the version where while Dick is bemoaning about the loss of his little brother and how great Jason is and how he wants to talk to him again, and without a second of hesitation Red Hood just nods his head and goes 'oh yeah, hottest robin by far, too. sexy as shit, that guy is.'

this results in the entire bat family fully believing that Jason Todd was somehow revived and taken to the LOA where he met and fell in love with this murderous assassin known as Red Hood, and the two are currently in a relationship.

Jason, petty and pissed at his family, decides: holy shit that's funny. and he goes along with it, meaning there are multiple occasions where we get interactions such as

Batman, brooding on a rooftop: the second Robin... he has always had such a big heart.

Red Hood, cartwheeling in the background: big dick too, godDAMN

Batman: i am begging you to stop.

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Nightwing: you're DATING my little brother? AND YOU WONT LET US TALK TO HIM?

Red Hood, full of shit: he's too busy visiting venues for our wedding next autumn. and before you ask, no, you're not invited.

Nightwing:

Batman: you mean to tell me, you're marrying my son, and you won't allow us to be at the wedding?

Red Hood: Jason's decision.

Batman:

Red Hood: Green Arrow's walking him down the isle

Batman: ok thats it-

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Red Robin: so is your fiance happy about all this crime lord murder stuff?!

Red Hood: my future trophy husband understands that if he's going to be able to sit and look pretty for me, then I need to bring home some serious cash, now stop interrupting my work.

Red Robin:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: for real tho, Jason's so hot-

Red Robin: STOP IT

bonus scene:

Dick: Damian, did you know about this?

Damian, hasn't been paying attention: know about what?

Dick: Jason's engaged to Red Hood!

Damian:

Damian, knows full well Jason is full of shit because he grew up with the guy in the league:

Damian: hes what now

Jason in the background: *violently gesturing death threats*

Damian:

Damian: yes. i'll be travelling home in the fall to be the flower boy. I believe Todd has already picked out my suit.

Dick:

that christmas, Bruce Wayne receives a card with an obviously photoshopped Red Hood that's got his arm around Jason's shoulders, who also has a photoshopped wedding dress on. Damian is stood in front of them, a 'just married' banner in his hands, looking very much like he was paid to be there.

Dick never forgives Jason for making him think that Alfred was invited to the wedding and he wasn't.

Guys the Cass AU is going to make me explode I'm screaming-

Why do you reblog your own fics so much?

Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.

Does this look right to you??

These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.

Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.

Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...

Zoey: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why my parents made me get tested.

Lol I need to make a pfp

This is one of my drawings! I'll use it for now but I may change it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯