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Damn boy, are you a piñata?
Because I’m going to need a blindfold to hit that
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Loft talk Pt. There's only one bed 🐦⬛🎨
Sylus, in Rafayel’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night?
Rafayel, knocking Sylus off: WHAT THE HELL?!
Sylus: Ow—
Rafayel: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
Sylus: I had a nightmare.
Rafayel: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?
Sylus: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-
Rafayel, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!
Sylus: That is not what I meant—
Rafayel: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!
Sylus: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.
Rafayel: Yeah, okay-
Sylus: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?
Rafayel: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.
Sylus, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed!
Rafayel: I did not consent to this-
Sylus, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
Rafayel, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-two, he’s got white hair.
Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl
Him he doesn't know yet
Sometimes you dont know..you just know you can..and you can't tell people before hand
Genius cat